A man's wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her looks years younger. She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours applying the "miracle" products. Finally, when she was done, she turned to her husband and said, "Hon, honestly now, what age would you say I am?"
He nodded his head in assessment, and carefully said, "Well, hon, judging from your skin, twenty. Your hair, mmmm, eighteen. Your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you're so sweet!" gushed the wife.
"Well, hang on," he replied, "I'm not done adding it up yet."
2007-04-05 02:59:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
where do get these from, but where ever it is keep them coming!!!!
2007-04-05 04:53:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That's the sort of thing my brother would come out with if I asked him his opinion. Or as the case may be, even when I don't!
2007-04-05 10:21:14 · answer #2 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooohhh! Someone's looking for a slap!
2007-04-05 10:04:06 · answer #3 · answered by sammi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very good. He does know he is about to be sleeping on the sofa for the forseeable future!!!
:-)))
2007-04-05 10:36:04 · answer #4 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Ha Ha! 10!
2007-04-05 10:05:29 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know this one honey but it always makes me smile ;)
2007-04-05 11:10:56 · answer #6 · answered by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! Hahahaha
2007-04-05 11:06:05 · answer #7 · answered by Eddie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
V. V. Good âº
2007-04-05 16:00:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hhhmmmm
10/10*
Tink xxx
2007-04-05 15:50:28 · answer #9 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woah, dead man walking. So when is his funeral schedualed? lol
2007-04-05 10:22:34 · answer #10 · answered by Remnant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋