Maternity leave would last two years...with full pay!
There'd be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete. {Eg: You want me to push this through WHAT?!!}
Morning sickness would rank as the nation's No. 1 health problem.
All methods of birth control would be improved to 100% effectiveness.
Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet-trained and over the "Terrible Twos."
2007-04-05 02:56:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Men should look at women with AWE! LOL. LOL.
2007-04-05 04:58:29 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think if men had to give birth, then that would signal the end of the human race!
I always remember how the American comedienne Carol Burnett described the pain of childbirth: "Imagine pulling your bottom lip ..... r-i-g-h-t over your head!!!"
2007-04-05 04:12:32 · answer #2 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quick invent a male womb!
2007-04-05 03:00:33 · answer #3 · answered by isleofskye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spot on Prince!
10/10*
Tink xxx
2007-04-05 09:08:38 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol you forgot they'd probably only ever have one child ,men can't deal with a cold let alone child birth
2007-04-05 03:01:07 · answer #5 · answered by alittleminx01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny
2007-04-05 05:04:30 · answer #6 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good points! lol!
2007-04-05 03:00:47 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL HA Ha ha VeRy FuNnY!!
2007-04-05 03:04:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so true!!! Count yourselves lucky, guys!!!
2007-04-05 02:59:45 · answer #9 · answered by sammi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good!
2007-04-05 03:14:13 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋