If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.
Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one.
Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Wearing your new lingerie only once does not send the message that you need more. It tells us lingerie is a bad investment.
Please don't drive when you're not driving.
Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.
The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference!
When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.
What do you mean, 'leering?' She's obstructing my view.
When I'm turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, saying 'Oh, this is our exit, Honey' is not really necessary.
2007-04-05 03:01:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The temperature in the cave will be my responsibility. It will be slightly to moderately cooler than you want it.
SportsCenter starts at 10:00 P.M. and runs one hour. This is an excellent time for you to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer, or talk to your sister.
If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work?
2007-04-05 03:01:25 · update #1
that's not funny ,that's just hilarious pmsl 10/10
2007-04-05 08:47:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-04-05 03:12:06 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I`m just nodding, waiting for the punchline!!!! HUH where did that come from? Did I say that?!! lol
I think we are all using each others jokes now, inevitable.
Loved it, as always you make me smile!
Have a * Prince.
Tink xxx
2007-04-05 08:47:46 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sexist but kinda funny! Good sense of humor I have!
2007-04-05 03:04:36 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Men!!
Okay, how about you men...............just because we look at you it doesn't mean we want sex!!! What we want is the garbage taken out, work done around the house and for you to stop and ask for friggen directions!!!!
2007-04-05 03:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is good I will have to tell the wife.
2007-04-05 03:07:44 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that hit the nail on the head^
2007-04-05 03:06:19 · answer #7 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, have to admit , I can relate to some of those.
2007-04-05 03:06:56 · answer #8 · answered by isleofskye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if my husband so much as breathed a word of this i would cut him little nuts off.
Nahh im joking. loved it LOOOOOOOOOL
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2007-04-05 05:38:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny,thanks! Inspiring!
2007-04-05 04:12:36 · answer #10 · answered by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋