Entertainment & Music - 27 March 2007

a women and baby where in the doctor s examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the babys first exam. the doctor arrived and examined the baby checked his weight and being a little concerned asked if the baby was bottle fed or breast fed.
Breast fed she replied.
well strip down to your waist the doctor ordered.
She did he pinched her nipples then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breast for a while in a detailed wxamination.
Motioning to her to get dressed he said "no wounder this baby is underweight you don't have any milk".
I know she said im his grandma, but im glad i came.

2007-03-27 23:24:36 · 9 answers · asked by its just a joke 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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"Hit me baby one more time" , "Oops!I did it again" or "Overprotected"?????????

just wanted to know. =)

2007-03-27 23:24:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Ever taken a laxative just to see how it would work? Out of boredom?

2007-03-27 23:24:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who said this?

"if you gonna shoot me, you better gimme one in the head"

2007-03-27 23:22:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Did anyone get lucky last night?

and got to have the remote control??

2007-03-27 23:21:05 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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looking where to buy j-lo's music dvd?

i want to buy a MUSIC DVD from J-Lo! but i'm not sure where to get one in SOUTH AFRICA! i already saw the MOVIES! i want the MUSIC ones! any help?

2007-03-27 23:20:08 · 1 answers · asked by charlie 2 in Music

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why am I wasting time on yahoo answers?

I have about 100 different things that I need to get done today...but instead here i am, sitting on yahoo answers...Why oh why is it so addicting? ...I only started an account in the begining to ask a question about an ipod...and i havent gotten off since

2007-03-27 23:17:09 · 36 answers · asked by Dani 7 in Polls & Surveys

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I'm lost...?

This is odd i allready did this all what's going on?

2007-03-27 23:16:34 · 2 answers · asked by FrenchToast 1 in Television

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how many brothers and sisters you have??

2007-03-27 23:15:01 · 47 answers · asked by ♪♫♪Music Lover♪♫♪ 3 in Polls & Surveys

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good or not funny or not?

Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me no rest
and I'm half-way to the nut hatch."

"What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself," her
friend said.

So Mary bought a playpen A few days later, her friend called to ask how
things were going.

"Superb! I can't believe it," Mary said. "I get in that pen with a good
book and the kids don't bother me one bit!"

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine"

2007-03-27 23:13:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What are you doing today?

those who have answered my previous question already know what I'm doing:(.. got some it done yeah!.. what you doing? x

2007-03-27 23:13:13 · 22 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the name of this song in 'The Beach' starring that Leonardo Di Vinci bloke?

It plays just after the imigrants have been banished from the island and they are sailing away on their frankly pathetic excuse for a raft.It still plays when Di Vinci goes into the internet cafe and recieves an E-mail from the French bint banging on about 'parallel universes'

Does anyone know what song i mean?

2007-03-27 23:11:06 · 12 answers · asked by QPRfan 6 in Music

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What is the most comprehensive and accurate Astrology software ?

Also what is the name of it, where can I get it, and how kuch does it cost?

2007-03-27 23:10:33 · 4 answers · asked by eddie h 1 in Horoscopes

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I just discovered an alien hiding in my closet?

If I hold it, will someone please call the tabloids and get us an exclusive picture deal?

2007-03-27 23:09:31 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When do you go to bed?

2007-03-27 23:09:01 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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i'm looking for the name of a horror movie that was out a few months ago?

Hey everyone!
I'm trying to find the name of this horror movie that was out a few months ago. All I remember is that children are the only ones that can see the "ghosts" that are haunting this barn that a family moved into?
thanx!

2007-03-27 23:06:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Now Japan has apologised?

For the countries use of women during WW2 as sex slaves.
They called them COMFORT WOMEN.
To apologize seems to be spreading. Or is it just spin

2007-03-27 23:05:59 · 13 answers · asked by David 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Inside Korean movie 《爱上大姐大》(Marrying The Mafia) What is that song?

《爱上大姐大》(Marrying The Mafia)
A korean comedy show, inside that actress sang a very nice korean song but I just don't know what song it is, anyone watched before and know what song it is?

The song she sang is when she was playing the piano and her boyfriend's ex girlfriend came.

2007-03-27 23:05:17 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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?_Riddles_?

Four Fruits
In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear)

have been placed in four close..

2007-03-27 23:05:04 · 5 answers · asked by Vijay Kandpal 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Which is the coolest star sign that is not your own?

Why?

2007-03-27 23:04:54 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes