Entertainment & Music - 27 March 2007

2007-03-27 23:04:13 · 19 answers · asked by Sky 1 in Polls & Surveys

wel,the rason i am happi is becouse i fanily lerned how to spel the word "unfortunately" ive ben tryin to spel it corectly for ages
from naw on im gonna use that word in evry line i right
from naw on i count my selv a profissonal in the englesh langage,i am an advanse lanrer efen teachers asks for my helb,& im shore ur jales

2007-03-27 23:04:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

. you seen at the pictures/cinemas . Was it good or poop !?!

2007-03-27 23:03:55 · 1 answers · asked by Scary Mary 4 in Polls & Surveys

my friends say he is ugly but
i want know from some else

2007-03-27 23:03:46 · 6 answers · asked by ♥bree♥ 2 in Celebrities

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a
model?
A: Nothing (if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him).

Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.

2007-03-27 23:03:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

And decided to stay.. or.. are you still here seeking?

2007-03-27 23:03:32 · 19 answers · asked by Gargirl™® 6 in Polls & Surveys

I had it yesterday, and now its gone?, Didn`t really want it anyway.

2007-03-27 23:03:14 · 29 answers · asked by newciderman 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 23:02:39 · 4 answers · asked by Sky 1 in Polls & Surveys

"Damn, Burnt one!"


hahahahahaha man thats funny lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok ill stop now.


HAHAHAAHAHHA!!!!!

2007-03-27 23:02:02 · 15 answers · asked by Kantong Woksta 1 in Jokes & Riddles

...and then laugh out loud at yourself?

2007-03-27 23:01:42 · 15 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know when or if My Chemical Romance are coming back to Australia. I was interstate during the Big Day Out in Melbourne, so I couldn't see them then, and I was sooooo bummed. Any info would be great. Thanks.

2007-03-27 23:01:40 · 3 answers · asked by Kreen 4 in Other - Entertainment

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape.

He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.

The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs"

... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.

Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."

2007-03-27 23:01:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

missing their orange badge? Mine disapeared last night!!!

2007-03-27 23:00:11 · 21 answers · asked by YAWN 6 in Polls & Surveys

And at the time when only their personality would matter...

2007-03-27 23:00:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 22:59:44 · 23 answers · asked by SAYY WHAATTT!? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 22:59:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i listen to pandora at the minute but i want to know if there are any better ones out there

2007-03-27 22:59:15 · 3 answers · asked by sean a 1 in Music

I just won 500 on a scratchoff that cost me 2.so much happier now. What would you like me to buy you for christmas? Don't worry I'm not to stingy with my gifts as long as you like it.?

2007-03-27 22:58:03 · 17 answers · asked by Heather R♥se 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 22:57:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you have to tell me what is there to do aswell
me and my friend are 19/20 like useual stuff:

oi an is the p.diddy concert still happening - which will be better Cardiff or Galsglow?

2007-03-27 22:57:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2007-03-27 22:56:40 · 16 answers · asked by Sky 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm playin 99 red baloons loud.

2007-03-27 22:56:33 · 47 answers · asked by Whatever. 3 in Polls & Surveys

Pares rawal , a k hangal , aur yeahhhhhhhhhhh....................

2007-03-27 22:56:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

anyone around today

2007-03-27 22:55:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

:(

2007-03-27 22:55:45 · 12 answers · asked by Kelrec 4 in Polls & Surveys

Free reign here...enjoy the question!!! (If possible)

2007-03-27 22:55:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a song you consider "your" song? if yes, what is it?

2007-03-27 22:53:02 · 14 answers · asked by tausha87 2 in Polls & Surveys

A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play through and he would meet them at the clubhouse. They followed the plan and waited for their friend.

After a considerable time he appeared disheveled, bloody, and badly beaten up. They all wanted to know what happened.

He explained that he went over to the cow pasture but could not find his ball. He noticed a cow wringing her tail in obvious pain. He went over and lifted her tail and saw a golf ball solidly embedded. It was a yellow ball so he knew it was not his.

A woman comes out of the bushes apparently searching for her lost golf ball. The helpful male golfer lifted the cow's tail and asked, "Does this look like yours?"

That was the last thing he could remember.

2007-03-27 22:52:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-27 22:51:58 · 7 answers · asked by I am _cool 1 in Movies

2007-03-27 22:51:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys