It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape.
He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.
The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs"
... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.
Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
2007-03-27 23:01:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha thats shocking lol x
2007-03-27 23:04:52 · answer #1 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, thats brilliant. 10/10+star
2007-03-27 23:29:01 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!! so right here we've a properly knowledgeable chihuahua who does no longer be attentive to the variation between a aman and a gorilla!!! he purely knows the thank you to bite " balls " !!! the guy better no longer fall off!!!
2016-10-20 02:59:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loki likes 15/10 & a star
2007-03-27 23:19:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha brilliant! What goes around comes around eh!
2007-03-27 23:05:47 · answer #5 · answered by **Missy** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny
2007-03-31 21:53:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh no! Men are just so bitter aren't they! lol
2007-03-27 23:14:31 · answer #7 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh That's wicked!!! Really really funny!!!! x
2007-03-28 02:20:49 · answer #8 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's an old one! still it made me laugh!
2007-03-28 01:09:10 · answer #9 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg, that was mean of him, shocking!
Mean as it was, it made me laugh =)
2007-03-27 23:07:14 · answer #10 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋