Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me no rest
and I'm half-way to the nut hatch."
"What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself," her
friend said.
So Mary bought a playpen A few days later, her friend called to ask how
things were going.
"Superb! I can't believe it," Mary said. "I get in that pen with a good
book and the kids don't bother me one bit!"
A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine"
2007-03-27 23:13:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-03-28 04:20:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one 10/10
2007-03-28 06:17:24 · answer #2 · answered by puppy luv 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Thats a good one, the last one. 9/10 :D
2007-03-28 06:35:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-03-28 06:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love your jokes lololol they make me giggle all day Thank you for the giggles
2007-03-28 06:28:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1st one uhh.. 8/10
2nd one 10/10
2007-03-28 06:20:39 · answer #6 · answered by PrinceMao 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes another funny 1. =)
2007-03-28 10:03:19 · answer #7 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That last part is so hilarious, I cant stop cracking up :)
2007-03-28 06:18:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So thats what a playpen is for.......
2007-03-28 15:41:17 · answer #9 · answered by Winter is here !!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-03-28 06:23:57 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋