Entertainment & Music - 26 March 2007

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned
to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say
the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth
did I invited all these people to dinner?"
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three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there
were two boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?"
his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,"
he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
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Another three-year-old puts his shoes on by himself.
His mother noticed the left was on the right foot.
She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."
He looked up at her with a raised brow and said,
"Don't kid me, Mom. I KNOW they're my feet."
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2007-03-26 02:39:04 · 5 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Jokes & Riddles

what does the title ''the departed'' have to do with the movie. what is the departed

2007-03-26 02:38:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy go ahead of them. The brunette turns to the blonde and says "Oh my god! We need to give him Head and Shoulders." The blonde then replies "That's a pretty good idea, but how are we going to give him shoulders?"

2007-03-26 02:37:57 · 2 answers · asked by Sexy C 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-26 02:37:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i am a bit too big for a real low sports, so the nice mercs are out, and a little too expensive anyways !

2007-03-26 02:37:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine i say MINE!

2007-03-26 02:36:45 · 8 answers · asked by ~ Mercury ~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 02:36:20 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 02:36:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What does everyone think of reality shows? Is there anyone who actually likes the reality TV shows. Some of them I do like because they are pretty good but some of them are just stupid. I can't stand Trading Spouses, Survivor, and The Apprentice. I do like American Idol. Some of those people actually think that they are such good singers. Why would a person choose to go on national TV thinking that they are good singers when they can't even carry a tune? I do like Simon Cowell and some people don't like the man. He is doing his job by being truthful to all those people. My other show that I really enjoy watching is Dancing With the Stars? I do love that show and I love seeing all those people dance. Some of the people can't dance that good but with practice and their dancing instructors they end up becoming great dancer. What do other people think of the reality shows? I wish that some of them had never come on TV.

2007-03-26 02:35:55 · 12 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Television

I enjoyed the first one but not sure on 2 the trailer looks average at best

2007-03-26 02:35:50 · 9 answers · asked by leetino180 1 in Movies

2007-03-26 02:35:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 02:35:38 · 2 answers · asked by bpgveg14 5 in Television

I might have just won a free laptop just for shooting a couple monkeys with a laser gun, Then I might win a PS3 for punching a cartoon president Bush WOW, and thought today was going stink. WOoooo HOOoooooo

2007-03-26 02:34:37 · 8 answers · asked by Rocky The Fearless 5 in Polls & Surveys

When the driver stopped the school bus to pick up Chris for preschool, she noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house. "Is that your grandmother?" she asked.

"Yes, "Chris said. "She's come to visit us."

"How nice," I said. "Where does she live?"

"At the airport." Chris replied. "Whenever we want her, we just go out there and get her."
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When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small daughter pulled out the box of animal crackers she had begged for. Then she spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.

"What are you doing?" her Mom asked.

"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the girl explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
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This little grandmother was surprised by her 7-year-old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life.

When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green army men in the cup.

She said, "Honey, what are these army men doing in my coffee?"

Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'"

2007-03-26 02:33:27 · 12 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Jokes & Riddles

or any other associate?

2007-03-26 02:33:18 · 25 answers · asked by sweetie 5 in Polls & Surveys

Quick!!!! Where's the "G" SPOT?????

2007-03-26 02:32:53 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 02:32:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She asked me to, but now her insurance company is saying I hit it and run. Am I liable?

2007-03-26 02:32:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine was kind of a mixed bag- some fun stuff, some not so fun stuff....

2007-03-26 02:32:17 · 19 answers · asked by MacLeod_73 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 02:31:58 · 2 answers · asked by D B 1 in Music

i just saw "casino royale" and thought that daniel craig was fabulous as james bond. i like him better than all the others except for sean connery...he's still my favorite

2007-03-26 02:31:24 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-26 02:31:13 · 23 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 02:30:51 · 15 answers · asked by Mike M. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I got best bull-shite artist. But I'm not really sure why.

2007-03-26 02:30:25 · 1 answers · asked by ... 2 in Polls & Surveys

My husband and I are planning a family vacation. We got our plane tickets yesterday and our plane departs at 6:00 a.m. on the day we leave. The airport we will be leaving from is a couple hours away. We are taking 2 small children with us.

There is a hotel close by the airport and for 130 bucks we can rent a room there the night before our plane leaves and leave our car parked there for up to 14 days. We'll only be gone a week.

To leave your car parked at the airport for a week is 50 bucks.

I think it would make more sense to drive down the night before, spend the night with the kids, and not have to wake up at 2 or 3 and drag kids out that early to get to the airport in time the day our flight leaves.

My husband seems to disagree...

2007-03-26 02:30:23 · 28 answers · asked by Jen F 5 in Polls & Surveys

we always see movies and tend to be influenced by them, which one did the trickf ro you and why?

2007-03-26 02:30:16 · 28 answers · asked by Brave Heart 3 in Movies

Hope your week is off to a good start and have 2 points on me!!!!

2007-03-26 02:29:49 · 14 answers · asked by nurse_driller 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 02:29:30 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

i dont kno the whole lyrics or who its's by, but i know that it contains the line: "..step up in the club like Aye Babi! Aye Babi!" or sumthing like dat

2007-03-26 02:29:29 · 3 answers · asked by BigBull 1 in Music

How do you know when a man is planning for the future?
He buys two crates of lager.xx

2007-03-26 02:29:25 · 10 answers · asked by skens girl 4 in Jokes & Riddles