A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned
to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say
the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth
did I invited all these people to dinner?"
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three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there
were two boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?"
his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,"
he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
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Another three-year-old puts his shoes on by himself.
His mother noticed the left was on the right foot.
She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."
He looked up at her with a raised brow and said,
"Don't kid me, Mom. I KNOW they're my feet."
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2007-03-26 02:39:04 · 5 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! Good ones!
2007-03-26 02:42:38 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea funny but i have a 5 year old so this kind of stuff is an everyday thing!!
2007-03-26 09:45:08 · answer #2 · answered by Amanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. as the saying goes beware what you say infront of kids
2007-03-26 09:46:43 · answer #3 · answered by ellierckworld 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny! been there done that.
2007-03-26 09:45:31 · answer #4 · answered by apolloK♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-26 10:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋