When the driver stopped the school bus to pick up Chris for preschool, she noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house. "Is that your grandmother?" she asked.
"Yes, "Chris said. "She's come to visit us."
"How nice," I said. "Where does she live?"
"At the airport." Chris replied. "Whenever we want her, we just go out there and get her."
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When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small daughter pulled out the box of animal crackers she had begged for. Then she spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.
"What are you doing?" her Mom asked.
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the girl explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
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This little grandmother was surprised by her 7-year-old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life.
When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green army men in the cup.
She said, "Honey, what are these army men doing in my coffee?"
Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'"
2007-03-26 02:33:27 · 12 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That first one is a real charmer. Thank you
2007-03-26 02:38:57 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny ones!
2007-03-26 02:44:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww!! That is so cute!! Kids are so adorable and sweet!
2007-03-26 03:16:12 · answer #3 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are absolutely funny
2007-03-26 03:00:20 · answer #4 · answered by samantha d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!! i liked the coffee one!
2007-03-26 02:47:12 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-26 03:28:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute!
2007-03-26 02:37:45 · answer #7 · answered by Butterfly Kisses ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones lol !!!
2007-03-26 04:01:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! These were really funny! Thanks for posting them.
2007-03-26 02:37:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how cute=)
2007-03-26 02:36:29 · answer #10 · answered by keana m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋