Entertainment & Music - 25 March 2007

There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having s/x and he would last longer. One day as 5 o'clock rolls around, he gets a call from his wife who says she's feeling very amarous. On his way home, he remembers what the doctor said and decides to take his advise before he gets home. He thinks, "Well, I can't do it in the car, but if I get under it I can pretend I'm fixing my car." So he gets under the car, closes his eyes, and starts 'the business'. A few minutes later, there's a tug at his pants leg. In order to keep the image of his beautiful wife, he doesn't open his eyes, but just hollars, "Yeah?" "I'm Officer Brown. What are you doing down there?" "Well, officer, I'm checking my axle; I think it's come lose." "Well, mister, while you're down there, you might wanna check your brakes; your car's 2 blocks down the road crashed into a tree."

2007-03-25 10:47:57 · 11 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Jokes & Riddles

have measured the length and width of your "units"?

Seriously??!!

;-)

2007-03-25 10:47:34 · 11 answers · asked by yumyum 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 10:47:30 · 23 answers · asked by jinx 5 in Movies

I have decided on learning how to play the piano/keyboard. I bought a keyboard with 88 keys (ypg 625), since I don't have the money or space for one. The keyboard included a couple of things to help me out (cd-rom/dvd). I also bought a beginning book. Well my question for all of those that have excelled in playing the piano: what methods did you use to help you learn how to play a song. Did you learn through music reading, memory of the keys/sound?

Thanks!!!!

2007-03-25 10:47:26 · 9 answers · asked by isabella 1 in Music

and VCR's were new technology?

2007-03-25 10:47:11 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The song is "Just One of Those Things" by Cole Porter.
I don't know why I am having such trouble with this. I am a fairly sarcastic guy.

2007-03-25 10:46:49 · 1 answers · asked by ithek_thundervoice 4 in Music

I say GN'R.

2007-03-25 10:46:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-25 10:46:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 10:46:31 · 2 answers · asked by carrieann l 1 in Music

i kinda watched it, but i didn't understand what happened at the end when June is vomiting...what was that all about? did she pregnant or something?

2007-03-25 10:46:20 · 1 answers · asked by Countess Blavinskeya 2 in Movies

I luv Harry Potter it wouldn't be the same without her. PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!

2007-03-25 10:46:02 · 9 answers · asked by Muffin ♥ 3 in Movies

why was the motown singer R DEAN TAYLOR unusual, if you cant remember his name you might remember his music, hit single - theres a ghost in my house.
first one correct gets the 10

2007-03-25 10:45:44 · 2 answers · asked by jardon 3 in Music

Doesnt it sound like she says camels the second time she says it the 2nd time in the chorus??!?

The song is on my playlist:http://www.projectplaylist.com/user/4162742/view

2007-03-25 10:45:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm writing a paper on NASCAR coming to the northwest region of the states...biggest thing I'm having trouble with is making it funny and ridiculous. Help! Redneck jokes that relate, hilarious things that would fit in...anything. I'm desperate. Offensive or not, i just need material!

2007-03-25 10:45:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

jared is so super cool..along with jensen supernautural show.
jared wears this black braclet all the time.....on the show..
why?

2007-03-25 10:44:55 · 1 answers · asked by jared and julie 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-25 10:44:34 · 38 answers · asked by Doug 7 in Polls & Surveys

Like family members and friends, its really starting to creep me out cause I wake up and think there going to actually be here.

2007-03-25 10:44:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would be structured as a... symphony how would it sound like and why?

2007-03-25 10:44:27 · 10 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Lord of the Rings or Star Wars, Which one would you watch?

2007-03-25 10:44:26 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a very cute guy called me last night i ________
i drank mtn dew and got really _______
im single so i should ________
my most embarrising moment was ________
the longest i ever stayed on yahoo answers ________

2007-03-25 10:44:01 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ krista ♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

I don't mean making them black & white.

I mean seriously changing them.

2007-03-25 10:43:54 · 2 answers · asked by Furr. 4 in Polls & Surveys

why dont we just report them for harassment? then we can bring them down because there are more of us and less of them!!!!!! DOWN WITH REPORTERS!!!!!

2007-03-25 10:43:51 · 9 answers · asked by skibabie12 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 10:43:36 · 5 answers · asked by tonio 2 in Comics & Animation

have x-ray vision or bionic hearing

2007-03-25 10:43:35 · 4 answers · asked by no1shylass 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 10:43:27 · 25 answers · asked by Slow Poke 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 10:43:20 · 6 answers · asked by scarface1313 1 in Polls & Surveys

Go out with Jessica Simpson or Beyonce'

2007-03-25 10:43:16 · 8 answers · asked by Snikaz 2 in Polls & Surveys

What is your Favorite superhero movie And why? My all-time favorite is Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm

2007-03-25 10:43:13 · 15 answers · asked by Bill S 2 in Movies

she was born and raised in Africa

2007-03-25 10:43:06 · 14 answers · asked by dawn. 1 in Celebrities

Or do you sweat when the heat is on? Do you feel the heat and decide that you can't go on?

2007-03-25 10:43:00 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys