There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having s/x and he would last longer. One day as 5 o'clock rolls around, he gets a call from his wife who says she's feeling very amarous. On his way home, he remembers what the doctor said and decides to take his advise before he gets home. He thinks, "Well, I can't do it in the car, but if I get under it I can pretend I'm fixing my car." So he gets under the car, closes his eyes, and starts 'the business'. A few minutes later, there's a tug at his pants leg. In order to keep the image of his beautiful wife, he doesn't open his eyes, but just hollars, "Yeah?" "I'm Officer Brown. What are you doing down there?" "Well, officer, I'm checking my axle; I think it's come lose." "Well, mister, while you're down there, you might wanna check your brakes; your car's 2 blocks down the road crashed into a tree."
2007-03-25 10:47:57 · 11 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol........I'm back!! ;)
ps must have been that old banger of yours that got the parking tickets yesterday!!!
2007-03-25 10:52:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ur on a roll 2night lmao 10/10
2007-03-25 10:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant you desreve a medal of honour for that one
2007-03-25 11:00:35 · answer #3 · answered by X_Angie_p_X 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pgdf lmao 99)/10)
2007-03-25 10:53:07 · answer #4 · answered by ubermeisterscottie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ilike this one ha ha ha
2007-03-25 10:52:13 · answer #5 · answered by sandra s 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe
2007-03-25 10:52:00 · answer #6 · answered by Farhat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-25 11:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by godschild 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one lol
2007-03-25 10:51:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Classic.
:-D
2007-03-25 10:51:33 · answer #9 · answered by Jason L 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-03-25 11:12:57 · answer #10 · answered by The Crazy B!tch 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋