Entertainment & Music - 25 March 2007

2007-03-25 12:14:17 · 7 answers · asked by Stacy 3 in Music

A littke girl walks into her parents room and notices for the first time, her father's nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious; he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "what are those round thing hanging there daddy?"
Proudly he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are Gods apples of life...without them we wouldn't be here."
Puzzled, she goes to her mum and tells her what daddy has just said.
To which mummy asks, "Dear, did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

2007-03-25 12:14:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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2007-03-25 12:14:12 · 1 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

A) a song that I can dance to
B) a love song
C) a political song
D) a song that tells a story
E) a song without words
F) (other)

please also add:

*a song that is an example for your choice
AND
* what type of genera of music you typically listen to


ok. thanks.

2007-03-25 12:14:08 · 18 answers · asked by the cat's pajamas 4 in Polls & Surveys

The exception of course would be elixir strings. I was just wondering if most guitar strings are just the same strings but repackaged. They all seem to play/sound the same to me. Some are a lot more expensive so I would like to know if its worth it buying more expensive ones.

2007-03-25 12:14:06 · 5 answers · asked by CanadianGuitar 2 in Music

kay, so i can't figure out how to give though girl another joke so i am putting a few right here. "answer" though girl!

Yo moma so stupid she was watching the news and when it said it was going to be chili (cold) outside, she grabbed a bowl and headed outside.

Yo moma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

yo moma so fat she has to trick or treat over the internet.

Yo moma so stupid she has to put lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind

why did the fork go to the hospital? he was bent out of shape!

yo moma so ugly, they filmed "gorilla in the mist" in her shower room

blonde jokes: no offense. really. they're just funny.

Why did the blonde were too pairs of shoes golfing? incase he got a hole in one.

There was a blonde that kept checking her mail on a sunday morning. When her neighbor was sick of it, he walked over and told her there's nomail on sunday.she said"i know,it's weird, my comp says i do"

2007-03-25 12:13:58 · 6 answers · asked by NaturesPixie 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Project again.. Yes, I'm a procrastinator. Please answer this quesstion:
What can you learn from Will Smith's life that can relate to your own life?

2007-03-25 12:13:54 · 9 answers · asked by Stephanie M 2 in Celebrities

angels or fairies?

2007-03-25 12:13:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 12:13:44 · 41 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 12:13:37 · 6 answers · asked by cait12350 2 in Movies

either because of society or because of parents. i read a poem and need a song to go with it. could be similar to like Rome and Juliet or the Westside story but i need a song

2007-03-25 12:12:59 · 4 answers · asked by imputh 5 in Music

If you have seen Casino Royale you noticed that James Bond remains emotionally detached from everyone including women, and he doesn't trust anybody. He has an emotional shield up all the time. Could it be because of his past?

2007-03-25 12:12:46 · 4 answers · asked by babyface 2 in Movies

i luv cali.. i wanna move there in the west coast and get outta here in the east coast

2007-03-25 12:12:33 · 11 answers · asked by i dont know 1 in Polls & Surveys

if he uses camera tricks for those who are watching tv, well how about those people who he uses to make the show? how does he do that in front of them since they are not watching by tv but by person?

everything he does is fake right? everything he does is just like a trick, magic...

2007-03-25 12:12:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

can you guess what it is

2007-03-25 12:11:43 · 10 answers · asked by gregs111 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-25 12:11:07 · 4 answers · asked by emmypuppy6 1 in Polls & Surveys

Bill died and went to Heaven.
As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates,
he saw a huge wall of clocks behind St Peter.
Bill asked, "What are all those clocks for?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock move."
"Oh", said Bill, pointing to a clock reading 0000hrs. "Whose clock is
that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter.
"The hands have never moved, showing that she never told a lie."
"Incredible", said Bill. "And whose clock is that one?",
pointing to a clock showing 0002hrs.
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
You can see that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."
"And where's Tony Blair's clock?" asked Bill, fascinated.
"That clock is in Jesus's office," replied St Peter.
Why isn't it with the rest of them?" queried Bill, intrigued.
"Jesus uses it as a ceiling fan."

2007-03-25 12:10:58 · 12 answers · asked by toonarmy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I can't think of any other actors in the 80's that were considered "hunks" except Tom Cruise and Patrick Swayze.
They don't have to be hot now. I just can't remember who was actually cool back then. Name as many as you can think of.
Thanks.

2007-03-25 12:10:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Its when Missy is at her first competition, and the camera pans around girls touching up lipstick and hairspraying to no end...yada yada. does anyone know the song that plays?

2007-03-25 12:10:37 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-25 12:10:35 · 49 answers · asked by *atomickitty* 7 in Polls & Surveys

mine is! lolz

2007-03-25 12:10:31 · 3 answers · asked by Smellydix4Bush 1 in Polls & Surveys

it would have been nice to see what happened to jarod

2007-03-25 12:10:24 · 4 answers · asked by mothermayhem 4 in Television

2007-03-25 12:10:12 · 13 answers · asked by Chelsea M 2 in Television

and i am a girl

2007-03-25 12:10:08 · 21 answers · asked by Miss Murder 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 12:10:01 · 3 answers · asked by gigaman 2 in Movies

Paddy at the dance hall explaining to all of his mates how he can tell the colour of every pair of knickers his dance partners are wearing by the reflection in his highly polished wellies.

Dance with her over there then suggested one of his mates and let us know what colour she is wearing.
Paddy dances with the chosen lady but nearly faints when he looks down to his wellies.

"What colour knickers are you wearing" asks paddy

""Not wearing any" the lady replies

"Thank god for that " says paddy, "I thought I'd split my best wellies"

2007-03-25 12:09:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what are their most famous and well known songs

2007-03-25 12:09:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I think foreplay is fun and I'm a man.

2007-03-25 12:09:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tell me wut u think and tell the truth i don't really care wut u say.

2007-03-25 12:09:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I am new to the Yahoo Q &A community and I have been reading some of youll Q & As and I am exited to have joined the forum from what I have read so far. Look like it is fun and I think I will learn new things. What are your best categories if not all of them? So far I like the Poll & Surveys, music & entertainment I have not checked out the rest but I will soon.

2007-03-25 12:09:32 · 29 answers · asked by Veronica W 1 in Polls & Surveys