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kay, so i can't figure out how to give though girl another joke so i am putting a few right here. "answer" though girl!

Yo moma so stupid she was watching the news and when it said it was going to be chili (cold) outside, she grabbed a bowl and headed outside.

Yo moma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

yo moma so fat she has to trick or treat over the internet.

Yo moma so stupid she has to put lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind

why did the fork go to the hospital? he was bent out of shape!

yo moma so ugly, they filmed "gorilla in the mist" in her shower room

blonde jokes: no offense. really. they're just funny.

Why did the blonde were too pairs of shoes golfing? incase he got a hole in one.

There was a blonde that kept checking her mail on a sunday morning. When her neighbor was sick of it, he walked over and told her there's nomail on sunday.she said"i know,it's weird, my comp says i do"

2007-03-25 12:13:58 · 6 answers · asked by NaturesPixie 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

lol. these were really funny

2007-03-25 12:19:55 · answer #1 · answered by ^_^ ♥ §atsuki_☼ushiza ♥ ^_^ 5 · 2 0

funny i like this one the best:yo moma so ugly, they filmed "gorilla in the mist" in her shower room

2007-03-25 12:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by shydreamer2012 4 · 0 0

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2016-10-20 10:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Kinda funny.

2007-03-25 12:19:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

LOL.

Have a great day!

2007-03-27 06:58:20 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

They were OK!

2007-03-25 12:56:38 · answer #6 · answered by grown n sexy 3 · 0 0

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