Holy or Not?

Question

Bill died and went to Heaven.
As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates,
he saw a huge wall of clocks behind St Peter.
Bill asked, "What are all those clocks for?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock move."
"Oh", said Bill, pointing to a clock reading 0000hrs. "Whose clock is
that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter.
"The hands have never moved, showing that she never told a lie."
"Incredible", said Bill. "And whose clock is that one?",
pointing to a clock showing 0002hrs.
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
You can see that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."
"And where's Tony Blair's clock?" asked Bill, fascinated.
"That clock is in Jesus's office," replied St Peter.
Why isn't it with the rest of them?" queried Bill, intrigued.
"Jesus uses it as a ceiling fan."

Answer 1

Good, very good:))

What I would like to know is, where the feck is Bush's clock!
causing an earthquake someplace?

Answer 2

Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!

Answer 3

lol...everyone else is rite...I heard the same joke but instead of Tony Blair, it was Bush...

Answer 4

I have heard this one before but I still laugh every time!! :)

Answer 5

very funny, Brilliant, I suppose Bush's clock is there too!!!!!!!

Answer 6

OH!! watch yahoo pull this one ha ha ha psml

Answer 7

Funny!I'm not his judge though,so I cant tell you where he went.Only God knows that!

Answer 8

Good.

Answer 9

i liked it

Answer 10

lol

good one