Paddy at the dance hall explaining to all of his mates how he can tell the colour of every pair of knickers his dance partners are wearing by the reflection in his highly polished wellies.
Dance with her over there then suggested one of his mates and let us know what colour she is wearing.
Paddy dances with the chosen lady but nearly faints when he looks down to his wellies.
"What colour knickers are you wearing" asks paddy
""Not wearing any" the lady replies
"Thank god for that " says paddy, "I thought I'd split my best wellies"
2007-03-25 12:09:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Made me laugh. And gave me an idea. Now where's that polish?
2007-03-25 12:13:23 · answer #1 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it years ago, but still funny.
2007-03-25 19:16:07 · answer #2 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I honestly dont get it.
2007-03-25 19:16:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww!! LOL. LOL. That's Bad! LOL.
..........funny, though!
Have a great day, and thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-27 13:15:50 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FFS! Good one:))
2007-03-25 19:13:09 · answer #5 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, lol
2007-03-25 19:12:51 · answer #6 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.......Harsh but fair
2007-03-25 19:14:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha its a killer hun!!!
2007-03-25 19:13:28 · answer #8 · answered by caimilefailte 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋