A littke girl walks into her parents room and notices for the first time, her father's nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious; he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "what are those round thing hanging there daddy?"
Proudly he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are Gods apples of life...without them we wouldn't be here."
Puzzled, she goes to her mum and tells her what daddy has just said.
To which mummy asks, "Dear, did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"
2007-03-25 12:14:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was just reading this one a couple of minutes ago and was about to put it on my self :)
I told you it will end up happening and that was almost it :)
x
2007-03-25 12:37:04 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Uuuh! Sour apples or bitter grapes. I can relate.
But, I won't.
2007-03-25 12:23:23 · answer #2 · answered by Charlie Kicksass 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny.I've heard better ones though!
2007-03-25 12:17:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite liked that one.Better than before.Do you have anymore?
2007-03-25 12:28:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dead wood eh !!!
lol
2007-03-25 12:20:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey fidgety. below standard for you.
2007-03-25 12:18:44 · answer #6 · answered by neonjack 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute, sweet, endearing joke, love it.
2007-03-25 12:19:41 · answer #7 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats hilarious.
2007-03-25 17:59:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah cute.
2007-03-25 12:18:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was so true:))
2007-03-25 12:17:14 · answer #10 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋