Entertainment & Music - 21 March 2007

a blonde walks up to a store. she askes the man, "How much is that TV around the corner?"
He replies: "sry, i dont serve blondes."
Shocked, the blonde walks away and goes home. She comes back the next day, with brown hair now, and asked:"How much is that TV around the corner?"
And once again, he said he doesnt serve blondes.

She comes back the next day with RED hair. "How much is that TV around the corner?"
Again, "I serve no blondes!"
The blonde replies: "how on eath do u know im BLONDE!?"
The man says: "Miss, thats not a TV around the corner, its a MICORAVE!!!"

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A blonde is flying in an airplane to Dallas. She notices an empty seat wy ahead of her in FIRST CLASS. She decides to sit there. The stuardist walks up to her and says: " sorry miss, thats for first class only!"
The blonde replies: "i dont care. Im blonde. im beautiful. And im flyinf first class to Dallas."

2007-03-21 12:58:28 · 12 answers · asked by Tigers Gal! 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I think they are amazing and some of my favorite movies are from the 80's...

2007-03-21 12:57:44 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Brown Eyed Girl ♥ 5 in Movies

2007-03-21 12:56:49 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I thought it was actually decent. Nice collaboration.

2007-03-21 12:56:29 · 1 answers · asked by Nitz Frugent 6 in Music

2007-03-21 12:56:15 · 11 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

A drunk staggers down the main street of a town and up the church steps. He manages to open the church door and falls into the silent building. On his hands and knees he weeps as he struggles to pull himself to his feet, half crawling and half walking towards the front of the church. He crashes from pew to pew softly crying, ‘Oh God help me, God help me,’ until he finally makes it into the confessional box. Having observed the man’s sorry progress the priest sits silently in the booth, waiting to hear the drunk’s tale. He waits for several minutes, hearing the drunk moan and groan, until finally there is a lengthy silence from the drunk’s side of the confessional. At last the priest speaks. ‘May I help you my son?’ he says. ‘I don’t know father,’ the drunk replies. ‘It depends on whether or not you have any paper on your side.’

2007-03-21 12:56:13 · 11 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Jokes & Riddles

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

2007-03-21 12:55:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Two sons and two fathers went fishing. at the end of the fishing trip every one caught a fish, but they were only 3 fish.

2007-03-21 12:55:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

if a fat man takes a poo in the middle of the woods and nobody is around to see him does he wipe his butt

2007-03-21 12:55:11 · 4 answers · asked by Joshua E. 2 in Jokes & Riddles

what are some sad and/or love songs. thank you

2007-03-21 12:55:09 · 14 answers · asked by baby gurl 2 in Music

An Englishman and an Irishman are driving head on, at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Irishman goes to the boot and fetches a 12-year old bottle of our famous Old Bushmills Whiskey. He hands the bottle to the Englishman who exclaims, "may the English and the Irish live together forever in peace and harmony." The Englishman then tips the bottle and lashes half of it down.
Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Irishman, who replies: "No thanks, I'll just wait for the Garda to get here.

(Paddy wasn't as stupid as he usually is :)

2007-03-21 12:55:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

When I tell my bf he is boring...

2007-03-21 12:54:31 · 35 answers · asked by Luvatlanta 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 12:53:58 · 2 answers · asked by pedro 1 in Television

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2007-03-21 12:53:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

get mad when i say "huh???" for an answer lmao

2007-03-21 12:53:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do it almost everyday. and so does my Bf. What about you?

2007-03-21 12:52:50 · 19 answers · asked by juli_jugz 3 in Polls & Surveys

What are they? Dab-dab-dee-die-dab-dee-daba-do-die, or I'm blue, if i were green I would die, if i were green i would die.

2007-03-21 12:52:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I really have mixed feeling, and I am glad it doesn't cost me anything financially LOL

2007-03-21 12:52:24 · 19 answers · asked by ◄Hercules► 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 12:52:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What time did you start (Date, am , pm) what time did you sign off.? What did you eat and drink to stay alive?
Are you the Champion 360er?

2007-03-21 12:52:23 · 8 answers · asked by Kamp 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 12:52:10 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 12:51:56 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 12:51:53 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

penguins

2007-03-21 12:51:53 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A young woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected A half-gallon of 2% milk a carton of eggs,a quart of orange juice,a head of lettuce,a 2 lb. Can of coffee and a1 lb. Package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, an intoxicated man with a twelve pack of beer standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, with slurred speach,"You must be single." She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the drunks intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the six Items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her Selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know what, you're Absolutely right but how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly".

2007-03-21 12:51:50 · 5 answers · asked by Barry DaLive 5 in Jokes & Riddles

There is a B&W movie (at least I think it is B&W-maybe color) made in Japan that is very similar to the On the Beach movie - very anti-A-bomb war. It was sub-titled in English. I am not sure of when it was made but I saw it back in the mid-90s.

2007-03-21 12:51:47 · 3 answers · asked by LEM 1 in Movies

Would you thank them for their generosity...or curse them for being a cheapskate?

Also, please state your political position (liberal, conservative, libertarian, etc.) This is for research, thanks!

2007-03-21 12:51:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want to know what other people think about this song and tell me if they like it, and the reasons why.

2007-03-21 12:51:38 · 6 answers · asked by Naila 5 in Polls & Surveys

does anyone else like the taste of advil? they taste like m&ms to me and I always suck on them for a bit before swallowing...okay dont know why I felt the need to share that but I did,carry on...

2007-03-21 12:51:11 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...thinking about what's going on on YAHOO!Answers, while you're just lying there?? The great questions you'll never see because you are NOT going to go back 10 hours on P&S to see them, but you just know that they're there??

Are you haunted by opportunities lost, forever?? That out of all the millions toiling on Y!A, you potentially have the best answer for a question but you'll never, ever, ever even see it??

2007-03-21 12:51:10 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys