A drunk staggers down the main street of a town and up the church steps. He manages to open the church door and falls into the silent building. On his hands and knees he weeps as he struggles to pull himself to his feet, half crawling and half walking towards the front of the church. He crashes from pew to pew softly crying, ‘Oh God help me, God help me,’ until he finally makes it into the confessional box. Having observed the man’s sorry progress the priest sits silently in the booth, waiting to hear the drunk’s tale. He waits for several minutes, hearing the drunk moan and groan, until finally there is a lengthy silence from the drunk’s side of the confessional. At last the priest speaks. ‘May I help you my son?’ he says. ‘I don’t know father,’ the drunk replies. ‘It depends on whether or not you have any paper on your side.’
2007-03-21 12:56:13 · 11 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tricky toilet humour ;)o
2007-03-21 13:13:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2007-03-21 17:03:25 · answer #2 · answered by hamhamwich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you realise fidgy is really a 60 your old man don't you?
2007-03-21 21:42:27 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, my gosh! That was way too friggin' he-laroius!
2007-03-21 13:01:25 · answer #4 · answered by theprincesskyrstin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. I liked that one. lol Thank you
2007-03-21 13:07:02 · answer #5 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so the guy is writing poetry? I don't get it. Ohhh, wait, ohhh, poop, yeah. right
2007-03-21 13:01:06 · answer #6 · answered by Flugs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean toilet roll? and if yes then that is funny....if not then I don't know......
2007-03-21 13:02:14 · answer #7 · answered by Pennyless 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha haa !!! he thought he was in the stalls !! good one !
2007-03-21 21:27:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, that's pretty good!
2007-03-21 13:11:54 · answer #9 · answered by Kay the Great 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Gross though!! :P
2007-03-21 13:35:00 · answer #10 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋