A young woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected A half-gallon of 2% milk a carton of eggs,a quart of orange juice,a head of lettuce,a 2 lb. Can of coffee and a1 lb. Package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, an intoxicated man with a twelve pack of beer standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, with slurred speach,"You must be single." She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the drunks intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the six Items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her Selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know what, you're Absolutely right but how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly".
2007-03-21 12:51:50 · 5 answers · asked by Barry DaLive 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he! he! you are a very cruel man!
On the other hand, you are kinder than saying "Cause you're ugly and from the way you dress, poor as well."
2007-03-21 12:56:55 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat is funay
2007-03-21 20:25:49 · answer #2 · answered by harleydavidson218 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha!!!!!!lrotfl! literally! omg that was so f**ing funny. oh gawd thanks for the laugh! great joke
2007-03-21 19:57:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-21 19:58:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats friggin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-21 19:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋