Entertainment & Music - 21 March 2007

Irish girl went to London to work as a secretary&began sending money gifts to her parents.After a few years she came home to see her frail father.She pulled up at the family home in a Rolls Royce&stepped out wearing furs&diamonds.
As she walked into the house her father said "Hmm, they seem to be paying secretaries well in London."
The girl took his hands&said,"Dad I've been meaning to tell you something for years but I didn't want to put it in a letter.I can't hide it any longer...I've become a prosti#ute."
Her father gasped,put his hand on his heart and keeled over. Doctor was called but the old man had clearly lost the well to live.He was put to bed/priest was called.As the priest administered the last rites,the old man muttered.."I'm a goner,killed by the shame of what you've become!"

I only wanted nice things and to send you money&the only way was to become a prostit#te."
The old man bolted upright in bed,smiling. "Did you say pro#titute?...I thought you said PROTESTANT!!!

2007-03-21 13:11:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This may seem quite obvious but which is better: also adding the things like time, and paying for lessons:
Someone teaching you guitar
Teaching yourself Guitar

2007-03-21 13:11:11 · 14 answers · asked by ♣Kermit the Frog♣ 4 in Music

I absolutely hate it. It's like I'm watching a typical little day in my own hometown. I try to use my means of entertainment to make me forget my everyday life. Not to watch how ridiculous it is. Can you believe people go that nuts over a high school football team? Well, I'll tell ya, it's true. My family is the exact same way.

2007-03-21 13:11:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who is the best???

(ooh yeah-our kebabs just arrived-see you in a bit!!).

2007-03-21 13:10:50 · 12 answers · asked by munki 6 in Polls & Surveys

how often do you let your fingers do the walking ?

2007-03-21 13:10:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

peoples minds?

And please, spare me the 'never' cause you and I and everyone else knows it ain't true! lol

Can you give me some examples?

I'm plotting an evil deed ;) hehehe

2007-03-21 13:10:12 · 14 answers · asked by Incognito 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 13:09:58 · 6 answers · asked by Tigers Gal! 4 in Jokes & Riddles

if not.. What the heck are you?!

2007-03-21 13:08:44 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 13:08:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Where do these people come from??
Am I the only person that thinks this is the bitchiest (and not to mention not so cute) group of girls? And they think they're the s*it! WHY???

2007-03-21 13:08:40 · 2 answers · asked by chiefy5354 2 in Television

MY ARE
1. NATIONAL LAMPOON'S SENOIR TRIP
2. NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VAN WILDER
3. NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION

2007-03-21 13:08:20 · 6 answers · asked by JERRY W 1 in Movies

Does anyone know any songs that are appropriate for kids ( that have no curses or fowl language) that have to do with states and cities or the United States? Can it also be in our generation, not Frank Sinatra or old times?..please and thank you.

2007-03-21 13:08:17 · 4 answers · asked by ohhhyeah 3 in Music

My Soc. Studies teacher asked us to write a paragraph on which is more important people's names or their actions....

(yea i know might sound a little weird but were learning about ancient greeks and how thhey though names were so important.....)

2007-03-21 13:08:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like to cyber play with other women, swap pics and talk dirty. Am I cheating on my wife?

2007-03-21 13:07:29 · 33 answers · asked by Carson 3 in Polls & Surveys

I used to love Upstairs Downstairs, anyone else? plus Bramwell, we only had a few episodes of that then they took it off here in Oz, how many were made anyone know?
The Duchess of Duke Street was brilliant, anyone else like all these old series?

2007-03-21 13:07:12 · 9 answers · asked by Wise One 4 in Television

2007-03-21 13:07:07 · 8 answers · asked by cheerforchris 1 in Polls & Surveys

whats the answer to this riddle??

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

2007-03-21 13:07:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-21 13:07:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 13:06:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its cuz boys call me that and they said it 4rm american pie band camp??? HELP?!?!?!

2007-03-21 13:06:42 · 1 answers · asked by gwenfan113 2 in Movies

I am in a band and we want to become recognized and get a record deal. We live in a small rural area, and you are very lucky if you get recognized and famous.

Thanks.

POSITIVE ANSWERS ONLY!!

2007-03-21 13:06:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

a bad hair day that you refused to leave the house?

2007-03-21 13:06:17 · 23 answers · asked by Isabella 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 13:06:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you have a myspace, just add me. i take anyone. yes i am the real ashley. i know there are a lot of posers in this world.
if you are good with computers you can make me a poster saying something and ill put it up on my myspace page.

2007-03-21 13:06:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

r brunettes just too good??





ps, IM BLONDE so...

2007-03-21 13:06:03 · 16 answers · asked by Tigers Gal! 4 in Jokes & Riddles

...CANADIAN men....LOOKS AT CLOCK..25 MINUTES TIL American Idol...

2007-03-21 13:05:31 · 18 answers · asked by HarveyB 7 in Polls & Surveys

Who else is into Renaissance or Medieval Fantasy Faires?

2007-03-21 13:05:30 · 3 answers · asked by ~The Medieval Islander~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

what is the name of the movie of a womens baseball league?
it was during world war 2. at least more than 10 years ago they made that movie.

2007-03-21 13:05:16 · 11 answers · asked by Leurys A 3 in Movies

my sons bar-mitzvah is coming up not this weekend or the next but the next and I need to have a list of song requests for the DJ. What are some songs that 7th grade kids would enjoy dancing to and songs their into these days

2007-03-21 13:05:07 · 9 answers · asked by billyxc729 1 in Music

2007-03-21 13:04:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music