An Englishman and an Irishman are driving head on, at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Irishman goes to the boot and fetches a 12-year old bottle of our famous Old Bushmills Whiskey. He hands the bottle to the Englishman who exclaims, "may the English and the Irish live together forever in peace and harmony." The Englishman then tips the bottle and lashes half of it down.
Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Irishman, who replies: "No thanks, I'll just wait for the Garda to get here.
(Paddy wasn't as stupid as he usually is :)
2007-03-21 12:55:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahaha!
I think you might have a few American's questioning who the Garda are though :)
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2007-03-21 13:05:08 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paddy is NEVER stupid;)
PS to the answerer below:
I am American and I know what the Garda is!
2007-03-21 13:02:34 · answer #2 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Goes to show the Irish ain't as stupid as we make them out to be!
Very witty joke;)
2007-03-21 13:50:09 · answer #3 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still very funny.
2007-03-21 17:05:33 · answer #4 · answered by hamhamwich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know tricky is a 10 year old boy don't you?
2007-03-21 21:45:43 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very clever , turning the tables "a clever mick" good one
2007-03-21 21:25:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats really good!! x x x
2007-03-21 13:00:15 · answer #7 · answered by xloux 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
2007-03-21 13:06:16 · answer #8 · answered by elmer b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋