Entertainment & Music - 20 March 2007

An attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no" he replies.

"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I’m afraid I can’t" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

2007-03-20 04:22:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You know who you are.

2007-03-20 04:21:55 · 12 answers · asked by Joey B. 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 04:21:47 · 3 answers · asked by Mike S 2 in Music

2007-03-20 04:21:47 · 7 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

The downside being, I'll be bargaining with a total idiot.

2007-03-20 04:21:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok...it goes kinda like this

i'm not the one who is so far away, when i feel the snake bite enter my vains...

can anyone halp me???

2007-03-20 04:21:25 · 7 answers · asked by WaZuP_dUdE? 1 in Music

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

2007-03-20 04:21:20 · 11 answers · asked by alwaysandforever 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I have several: Don't forget me when i'm gone(1986) by Glass Tiger;You spin me round(like a record)(1985) by Dead or Alive, I feel for you(1984) by Chaka Khan, Karma Chameleon(1984) by Culture club, Relax(1985) by Frankie goes to Hollywood, Der Kommissar(1983?) by After the Fire, Let the music Play(1984) by Shannon, Don't you forget about me(1985) by Simple Minds and MANY MANY more!!!!

2007-03-20 04:21:16 · 51 answers · asked by ILoveGreen ZipZapZop 4 in Music

2007-03-20 04:21:05 · 16 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 04:21:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I live in a majority White neighborhood and I RARELY find girls that look as good as Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie and Jessica Biel.

2007-03-20 04:20:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 04:20:40 · 16 answers · asked by No Trespassing 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 04:20:33 · 17 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 04:20:26 · 5 answers · asked by Evey 6 in Polls & Surveys

Too much information about your period or similar (we don't want to know, go to the doctor)
I read one this morning, said she had an appointement for an abortion on Thursday but was bleeding so should she still go?
Explaining that they have tried to kill themselves and similar stuff..
Don't you think that this is really not the place for that?

2007-03-20 04:20:15 · 44 answers · asked by Sheldon 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 04:20:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"""Nothing didn't never happen by not thinking"""
mean to you?

2007-03-20 04:20:12 · 4 answers · asked by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 in Polls & Surveys

They are the only band that does not have videos

2007-03-20 04:20:09 · 3 answers · asked by matew 1 in Music

Advice for Women

1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of boo

2007-03-20 04:20:05 · 3 answers · asked by alwaysandforever 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A beautiful summer day .
A warm spring thunderstorm.

FYI
Thunderstorms where I live are rarely dangerous.
I love a sunny day but thunderstorms are sexy.

2007-03-20 04:20:05 · 15 answers · asked by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 04:20:01 · 11 answers · asked by steph 2 in Polls & Surveys

just a little?

2007-03-20 04:19:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi, does anyone know if the canadian band 'tegan and sara' will be touring the uk this year, would love to see them live!

2007-03-20 04:19:48 · 3 answers · asked by Katherine S 2 in Music

2007-03-20 04:19:45 · 8 answers · asked by caddie_manjd 4 in Polls & Surveys

I mean the bigger the breasts the dumber the female is and the smaller the breasts the smarter she is ... is it true ? ... and which one would you prefer anyways ?

2007-03-20 04:19:26 · 6 answers · asked by SD 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 04:19:19 · 7 answers · asked by zandroz 1 in Music

2007-03-20 04:19:17 · 51 answers · asked by caddie_manjd 4 in Polls & Surveys

It's an animation and I believe it's originally from France.

2007-03-20 04:19:04 · 4 answers · asked by Jenny H 1 in Movies

2007-03-20 04:18:56 · 10 answers · asked by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 04:18:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys