1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
2007-03-20 04:21:20 · 11 answers · asked by alwaysandforever 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just something I decided to add on to the site
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know.... Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know....Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc."
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it:
"*****."
"What exactly is a *****?!?", they ask in unison.
"Babe In Total Control of Herself."
2007-03-20 04:33:16 · update #1
No Mr. Beer, I've Only Had Three Officers
: )
Great great!
2007-03-20 04:55:44 · answer #1 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh i thought your were the guy that ran away with my wife and thought you were trying to bring her.
2007-03-20 19:18:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know where you live.
2007-03-21 07:08:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hillariouis
2007-03-21 16:35:54 · answer #4 · answered by Definition Of?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i totally love that :)
2007-03-20 11:39:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Sorry officer, I won't kill anyone else again!"
"No please no! I didn't want to but he made me"
"Are all motorized policemen gay?"
2007-03-20 11:30:34 · answer #6 · answered by oloclock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha i liked the last one!!!!!
2007-03-20 11:26:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-20 11:27:55 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=D
2007-03-20 11:25:09 · answer #9 · answered by Julie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
2007-03-20 11:35:07 · answer #10 · answered by homie101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋