The downside being, I'll be bargaining with a total idiot.
2007-03-20 04:21:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Make it sound like the bargain of a lifetime, and you should be able to get whatever price you want....
Buy one hemisphere, get the other FREE! Act now and we'll include this handsome carrying case at no additional cost. But that's not all! Ever feel like your mind's dirty? For a limited time only we'll throw in a 20 oz bottle of our patented Brain-B-Clean! But wait there's more! Need to forget what you did last summer? This fifth of Jaeger is sure to do the trick... kills those pesky brain cells instantly, while you enjoy that distinctive cough-syrup flavor... and it's yours completely FREE with purchase, if you act now!
(Don't forget to protect yourself with the standard fine print. "This offer is completely non-refundable" is a must, and you probably want to add "Not responsible for debauchery resulting from the consumption of Jaegermeister.")
You know... you could get rich off of this! You could even get 'em to pay you take the brain in the first place... just sell it as a miracle diet. Lose eight pounds INSTANTLY!
2007-03-20 06:27:43 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why ask for ransom when you can sell the brain at a high price to the zombie community? they do love brains after all.
2007-03-20 04:27:36 · answer #2 · answered by White 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The person's heart would be a good ransom, cause then they'd get their brain back, but they wouldn't care anymore.
2007-03-20 04:25:04 · answer #3 · answered by Johnny Afman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looking on the bright side you might not have to ask for an unreasonable sum in todays market
2007-03-20 04:25:44 · answer #4 · answered by malcolmg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends... If it is the size of mine lately, I wouldn't give more than $5.76 and that's Australian dollars mate.
2007-03-20 04:25:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A kidney. They could do without one of those.
2007-03-20 04:26:03 · answer #6 · answered by Scotch Tape 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A rotisserie chicken...
2007-03-20 04:25:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋