An attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I’m afraid I can’t" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
2007-03-20 04:22:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH THAT IS GROSS LOL THAT IS GROSS BUT SO FUNNY OH MY GOD THAT JUST MADE MY DAY
2007-03-20 04:33:03 · answer #1 · answered by slick_chik316 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one !
2007-03-20 11:47:16 · answer #2 · answered by MICHAEL BRAMOVICH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-03-20 21:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny!! Cheers
2007-03-20 11:27:29 · answer #4 · answered by RapBaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-20 13:45:26 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewe thats gross but funny
2007-03-20 11:27:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good!
2007-03-20 11:25:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it but its still bloody funny.
xxx
2007-03-20 11:25:38 · answer #8 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! That is hilarious!!! Star for you!!
2007-03-20 12:06:15 · answer #9 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-03-20 11:32:18 · answer #10 · answered by homie101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋