Entertainment & Music - 18 March 2007

little johnny asked his Mum for a bike for his Birthday. Well she said if you have been a good boy go upstairs and write a letter to God and see if you think you deserve one.
Dear God. I have been a good boy this year and i would like a bike for my Birthday. I want a red one.
Johnny knew this wasn't true so he tore up the letter and started over.
Dear god i have been pretty good this year and i want a bike for my Birthday. i want a red one.
He knew this wasn't true either so he tore up the letter and started over. I have been an ok boy this year and i want a bike for my Birthday.
Johnny knew this wasn't true so he tore up the letter. Mum i wanna go to Church. Mum thought her plan had worked so she said, ok be back for dinner.
Johnny looked around at the alter and saw a statue of the Virgin Mary. when he was sure no one was looking he slipped it under his shirt and walked home up to his room
He sat down and wrote a note to God..................

2007-03-18 10:47:04 · 20 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I need to survey people about their favorite anime and manga for my research paper. Please try to limit your favorite anime/manga to a maximum of 5 each. If you could also answer the question to the link below, it would really help. Please spread the word and tell as many people as you can to answer my questions for my research paper. Thanks!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070318123658AADnykd

2007-03-18 10:47:01 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I did not understand Silent Hill, Did they die or what? Because the ending when Rose called her husband, he could not hear
her, and he could not see them. Please help me..... I am con-
fused.

2007-03-18 10:46:41 · 4 answers · asked by Angel 1 in Movies

i dont understand when people (my classmates) laugh at the word of gay people. Okay i am not gay, but i do not have anything againsyt gay people. I did an article in history and i had to debate over it along with my classmates mine was about gays and everyone laughed and diddent take it seriosly and holds it against me. I dont see the problem, does people think its funny just because what the gays must do at night?? Please explain what you think about this issue.

2007-03-18 10:46:06 · 13 answers · asked by Scarlet 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 10:46:02 · 16 answers · asked by dee_the_genius 7 in Polls & Surveys

It's a fake band in the show that's so raven.The band's name is boyz n motion.

2007-03-18 10:45:50 · 4 answers · asked by Ruby <3 2 in Music

If you could turn Michael Jackson into a cereal, what kind would he be?

2007-03-18 10:45:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who would it be?

2007-03-18 10:45:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can someone please recommend a good (very good) horror movie?

2007-03-18 10:45:42 · 12 answers · asked by Chipicao 1 in Movies

It's a fake band in the show that's so raven.The band's name is boyz n motion.

2007-03-18 10:45:37 · 1 answers · asked by Ruby <3 2 in Music

http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/video.asp?video=meet_your_meat&Player=wm&speed=_med

I still think its stupid the way they treat the animals but i wont become an unhealthy vegetarian.

2007-03-18 10:45:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She's holding a baby if you can't see it.

2007-03-18 10:44:49 · 16 answers · asked by avalonlee 4 in Polls & Surveys

I can deal with the killing and the gore, but the rape scene was horrible. That should never have been in the movie. If that was cut out, I would have liked the movie. But, because of it, I HATED it, and will never watch it again. What do you guys think?

2007-03-18 10:44:42 · 11 answers · asked by Damon ♥ Elena 6 in Movies

2007-03-18 10:43:49 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps a MG convertible.

That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love with it's gorgeous red paint job. An empty check stub later and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car. Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what could possibly go wrong?

At that thought there was a splutter from the engine and the car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the bonnet and concluded after a few minutes that she didn't have a bloody clue what was wrong. Luckily she had her mobile phone with her and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short wait saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.

"That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be the matter?" "Well, it just conked out I'm afraid."

"Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again.

"Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?" "Simple really, just crap in the carburetor," he replied.

Looking shocked she asked, "Oh, OK... How many times a week do I have to do that?"

2007-03-18 10:43:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Well my sister and I were close when we were younger but when I went to college she had a rebelious spurt also I was once engaged and she never liked my fiance' this caused a rift between us, but when I left the ex or yet when he left me things began to get better... But now she has a boyfriend and I once stated that I would never tell my sister if I saw him cheating but I would lead her to finding out.. I dont start trouble but anyway hes always saying Lee youre really pretty and he smiles at me behind my sisters back... once he even rubbed his private area and mouthed at me to "ride it"... now I know if I tell my sister she would swear up and down I was just being spiteful I try to avoid him whenever he comes over but he seeks me out to mouth and do all these provocative gestures.. I know my sister she will swear and she'll think I want him and stuff.. Last night he came into my room and grabbed my thigh and tried to rub my intimate area.. Im fed up thats sexual harrasment

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I want to tell her but I dont want her being mad at me when she asks him and he say no I didnt... When my sister "falls in love" the guy can tell her Im an alien and she'll believe him..
I told him that if he ever touches me again he might not live to regret it.. he just smiled and walked out of the room... My sister is soo oblivious to everything she notices nothing.. he flirts with me when all 3 of us are even in the same room!

2007-03-18 10:43:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For those who don't watch NBC it a tv show picking a sandy and a danny for the broadway version of Grease. It rocks. Ashley and Max to win. Whoa Hoo

2007-03-18 10:43:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-18 10:43:07 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whats the name of this song...it talking about the way she kissed him and grab him by the waist...and when she kissed him he knew she meant it...?

2007-03-18 10:42:53 · 4 answers · asked by apple pie 1 in Music

No not mexican immigrants you fools...............
If Aliens can travel at the speed of light, they must be intelligent? So why do they only abduct Americans?

2007-03-18 10:42:47 · 60 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's bad enough that they control your brain whenever they want, but am I being paranoid that they might look out at you when you're naked, or having a pooh?

2007-03-18 10:42:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 10:42:32 · 2 answers · asked by Kodai45 1 in Music

Is it a good movie or not??
i loved it

2007-03-18 10:42:27 · 12 answers · asked by BB 2 in Movies

IT's the orcrastra it's the song in v for vendetta where they blow things up (Parlament and so on) i thik its the overature

2007-03-18 10:42:22 · 1 answers · asked by badymio 2 in Music

This is a sample of the lyrics, name and artist please. First right answer gets the pot.
"It's love that makes the world go round
and my love for you just grows with leaps and bounds.
'Cause you know just what to do,
when the world has turned all blue"

2007-03-18 10:42:19 · 1 answers · asked by Detfan 3 in Music

Tough guys says no!

2007-03-18 10:42:11 · 19 answers · asked by Tough Guy 1 in Polls & Surveys

With as busy as people are, I get the impression it isn't done as it was in the past. My mother kept a diary up until she was about 65 or so.

2007-03-18 10:42:04 · 16 answers · asked by Gnome 6 in Polls & Surveys

Drove with a cardboard cut-out of a celebrity in the passenger side seat next to you and talked to it like it was real? If so... Who?

2007-03-18 10:41:52 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Its the theme song to the show Weeds and i like it.

2007-03-18 10:41:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-18 10:41:22 · 1 answers · asked by David 6 in Music