Entertainment & Music - 18 March 2007

. He starts dialing numbers....like a telephone....on his hand, then talking into his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.

The guy says, 'You don't understand. I'm very high-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular.'

The bartender says 'Prove it.' The guy dials a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.

'That's incredible', says the bartender....'I would never have believed it!' 'Yeah', said the guy, 'I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?' The bartender directs him to the men's room. The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room. There is the guy spread-eagle on the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper shoved up his ass. 'Oh my God!' cries the bartender. 'Did they rob you? Are you hurt?' The guy turns to him and says: 'No, I'm ok........I'm just waiting for a fax.

2007-03-18 00:07:25 · 3 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Who was your favourite character? I loved the doozers!

2007-03-18 00:06:38 · 4 answers · asked by profile not in use 2 in Television

Take a guess, I'm going to open this thing up, if u get it right, I'll award u best answer.
hint:some sort of fruit, vegetable, bean or ravioli/spaghettios

2007-03-18 00:06:11 · 27 answers · asked by Klum 3 in Polls & Surveys

Will you see it again? Would you buy it when it comes out in DVD, and finally why did you like it?

So far, I have seen 300 twice, and I would buy it and I liked it because it showed that no matter what odds, it is better to fight than to be put under domination.

2007-03-18 00:05:56 · 18 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

my avatar into a skull or something nasty? Because I'm really tired of all the attention I attract without a reason. And, oh well, this is my stalker again... in case he invites someone...

http://360.yahoo.com/profile-sSJRHxM1erDoqx2Q6ETD9fMnHZO3Cg--?cq=1

And this time I am bored to death, so I won't bother to care about this anymore, I want to have some fun in return

2007-03-18 00:03:40 · 21 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 00:02:41 · 9 answers · asked by teashy 6 in Polls & Surveys

My friend recommended to watch Taiwanese TV Dramas because I am interested in Taiwan language and culture. She showed me where to find them, but I don't know where to start. Which Taiwanese TV Dramas do you recommend? I prefer if it is something easy and simple.

2007-03-18 00:02:41 · 2 answers · asked by DreamWeaver 1 in Television

2007-03-18 00:02:07 · 15 answers · asked by TotalShopaholic 2 in Movies

someone has subscribed to my videos on youtube but i dont want them to ...how do i delete them??????

thanx ppl

2007-03-18 00:01:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi,

I heard this song a really like.
Can anyone tell me who sings it, and its title?

First its a guy singing (slowly) how he loves/likes this girls lips, then how he likes her cheeks, and all the things he likes about her, and then the chorus comes in (which is like dance music). The genre is dance for the chorus, and then it slows down again, and he sings about how he likes things about this girl. (I think its about a girl) And it goes like that. (Chorus again) Its quite different, but very good. The chorus is longer than him saying how much he likes these things about this girl.

I think at the end he sings "Bless me" over and over again
Any ideas?

(Not the body rockers - its recent - probably came out this year,
or at the end of last. Its aslo fast and smooth.)

2007-03-18 00:01:04 · 3 answers · asked by K S 1 in Music

2007-03-18 00:00:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys