Entertainment & Music - 18 March 2007

One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.

A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV - it's a microwave."

A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
Q. They think their picture is being taken.

A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it's empty, and goes back inside.
Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it's still empty, and goes back in.
The third time she comes out, the man asks her, "Excuse me, is there a problem?"
The blonde replies, "Darn right there's a problem! My computer keeps on telling me 'I've got mail'!"

A. Why can't Blondes dial 911?
Q. They can't find the 11 on the phone!

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. Then one day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"

Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for Winter".

Once there was a blonde who was going to take flying lessons, so she went to the airport to rent a plane. The manager told her there were no planes left so she would have to use a helicopter. So the blonde got in the helicopter and took off. Every 10 miles she checked in with the manager; after the first 10 miles, she said it was a blast. When she reached 20 she told him that she had never seen so many buttons. But when she reached 30 miles she didn't check in so the manager went to rescue her. When he found her he asked her how she crashed. The blonde replied, "It was getting cold so I turned off the big fan."

2007-03-18 10:58:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am. they were so mean to Charla and Mirna, lying to them. This is a perfect example of KARMA!

2007-03-18 10:58:48 · 5 answers · asked by tomdawg ツ 4 in Television

What blunder did they make last night with the winner's

2007-03-18 10:58:45 · 11 answers · asked by MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION 5 in Television

I like Chris Brown 10000000,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 % cuz i like his lyrics, his voice, his moves, his sexyness evrything else to like about chris brown--same with the rest cuz i am too lazy to type any longer so yea...the same as chris brown is with the rest except for ludacris cuz he aint all dat cute!
I like T.I. 1,0000000 %

I like Bow Wow 111,000000000000000000 %
I like Akon 119,0000000000000000000000 %
I like Ludacris 105,000000

2007-03-18 10:58:06 · 11 answers · asked by *~*Glamorous1750~*~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

I am so FRICKIN bored. Two jews walk in a bar... and they buy it.

2007-03-18 10:58:02 · 6 answers · asked by Chubarek S 1 in Polls & Surveys

its rock. "im not the one whos so far away...vodou, vodooooouuu"

2007-03-18 10:57:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Does anyone remember an old cartoon from like the mid 90's where there were a bunch of people that fought evil. The one specific thing I remember is there was a kid and he would get covered in this green slime and then he would turn into this huge strong guy. Also there was another guy who had a blonde ponytail. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Thanks

2007-03-18 10:57:44 · 2 answers · asked by Liam S 2 in Comics & Animation

To you, what's the best thing about Easter? For me it's the months leading up to it and so on, when those sugary Peeps are out in stores. I love em

2007-03-18 10:57:30 · 19 answers · asked by YinxSphinxmen 4 in Polls & Surveys

After Brittany Spears sharven her hair and she act crazy. What happen to her sons and her house?

2007-03-18 10:57:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I would NOT be having that crap! Who does he think he is?

2007-03-18 10:57:22 · 11 answers · asked by Jaim Jaim 5 in Polls & Surveys

Also, when danton was cloning himself, he was killing off the clones, right\? But he said that he didnt know whether he would be the guy drowning or the guy on the balcony, right? So what does that mean? One last thing, why didnt he want that old guy to be backstage? So he wouldnt see he was cloning himself?

2007-03-18 10:57:10 · 4 answers · asked by Lauren. 4 in Movies

Scolded your fruit for not behaving in front of other people? If so, what did it do?

2007-03-18 10:56:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know where I can watch Sweet Home Alabama online for free without downloading it??

2007-03-18 10:56:53 · 7 answers · asked by Courtney 5 in Movies

Its a rock song and its like 'Do ya want it?!? Do ya need it?! (x3)'

They play it like at the beginning of sports a lot like NASCAR, UFC, etc. What is it?!?!?!

2007-03-18 10:56:36 · 1 answers · asked by Shorty 4 in Music

How do people honestly say that the Persians are the only ones being described as barbaric? The Spartans are described as people who kill newborns who aren't perfect and strong by throwing them to the bottom of a cliff to die, abuse them when they are young, tear them from their mothers at 7 and placed into a 'camp' where they are trained to be killers, sent on a mission for their rite of passage to kill and then become no more then soldiers?

So again, I ask, how are the Persians the only ones portrayed as Barbarians?

2007-03-18 10:56:10 · 10 answers · asked by FaerieWhings 7 in Movies

1.Can Someone Link me to a website or url that you download the song where she curses.
You know ....."I'm a straight rider you don't want to **** with me." not................ "you don't to ____With me"
-I want it parental advised.

2.When Is She going to shoot the video?

2007-03-18 10:56:01 · 1 answers · asked by LILLIAN L 2 in Music

2007-03-18 10:55:56 · 6 answers · asked by bananacheesecake 1 in Television

3 men were stranded on an island and they were surounded by cannibals (poeple who eat other poeple) they were gonna eat them but instead they said we will give u a task if u complete it u wont be eaten the men said ok then the cannibals said you have to go into the forest and each of u bring back 3 types of any friut the men accepted the first man comes back with grapes the cannibals said ur task is to shove these up ur butt if u make a stray face or laugh we kill u so the man started to put the grapes up his butt he got one up the second one too but as he was putting the third one up he laughed so they killed him the second guy came with oranges he had the same task so he got the first one up the second one too but he started to burst with laughter at the third orange so they killed him then the first guy and third guy met in heaven the first guy sais why did u laugh u could have lived!!! the second guy said i laughed because i saw the third guy coming with pineapples....

hahahaha!

2007-03-18 10:55:49 · 6 answers · asked by the irate blamer 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-18 10:55:47 · 3 answers · asked by tinamarie2897 1 in Movies

Is there really going to be a second movie or is it just a dumb joke?

2007-03-18 10:55:41 · 10 answers · asked by Cyn A 2 in Movies

Does anyone know the song where each verse ends with the line 'Oh no John, no John, no John, no'. and where I can find the lyrics. Thanks in advance.

2007-03-18 10:55:16 · 4 answers · asked by ALAN L 1 in Music

2007-03-18 10:55:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If it's Spring Break for you ??????

2007-03-18 10:55:04 · 12 answers · asked by Bobbi 5 in Polls & Surveys

Title only- whether it's actually good doesn't matter. Ones that you find intersting, amusing, etc.

Some of my favorites:

Bigmouth Strikes Again
Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie (A Man After Midnight)
The B*tch of Living
Let's Impeach the President

2007-03-18 10:54:57 · 15 answers · asked by Rachel 6 in Polls & Surveys

when was the last time this happened to you?

2007-03-18 10:54:42 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a pageant coming up. 0-23 years-10 categories. I have no idea where to get a score sheet from for the judges. Please help!

2007-03-18 10:54:34 · 4 answers · asked by Bunintheoven 2 in Music

2007-03-18 10:54:25 · 2 answers · asked by Sherece W 1 in Movies

2007-03-18 10:54:14 · 7 answers · asked by Gargirl™® 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 10:53:06 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 10:53:05 · 9 answers · asked by caddie_manjd 4 in Polls & Surveys