Entertainment & Music - 18 March 2007

After intensive investigation on both the Soviet and US parts, both space agencies have determined the cause for the accident which has placed the space station and its resident personnel in jeopardy.

In terse statements at a recent press conference, Soviet and US space agency spokespersons said Thursday:

We have concluded joint investigations concerning this potentially tragic accident and each nation's team separately, has arrived at identical conclusions for this incident. The accident was caused by one thing and one thing only...

OBJECTS IN MIR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.

2007-03-18 10:41:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-18 10:41:03 · 52 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

little johnny lives on a farm and he gets up one sat morning and asks his mom for some breakfast. His mom says " You have to do your chores first, so go milk the cows, feed and water the pigs, and feed the chickens, then you can have breakfast". Johnny protests and says " But I’m hungry now!!" After a few minutes of arguing, Johhny finally gives in. After feeding the cows, johnny looks around , then kicks one of the cows. After feeding and watering the pig, he looks around, and kicks one of the pigs. Then after feeding the chickens he kicks one of the chickens. He then runs back inside and says " Mom, I’m done, where’s my breakfast?!!!. His mom puts a bowl of dry cereal in front of him. Johnny says "where’s the milk and bacon and eggs?" Mom says "I saw you kick the cow so no milk, then I saw you kick the pig so no bacon, and then I saw you kick chicken so no eggs". During their heated argument, Johnny’s dad comes down the stairs, trips over the cat, turns around and kicks the cat. At that moment, Johnny turns to his mom, and with a big smile, says "Do you want to tell him or should I?!!!

2007-03-18 10:40:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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2007-03-18 10:40:47 · 2 answers · asked by Jason R 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 10:40:37 · 20 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

pirates of the caribbean 3 anybody know when it comes out?

2007-03-18 10:40:33 · 4 answers · asked by CBroxmysox 3 in Movies

Is it a litttle too much for my disposition?

2007-03-18 10:39:59 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

I go for prom queen.

2007-03-18 10:39:48 · 2 answers · asked by .......... 4 in Music

what is thrown at the monkey in the tv advert

2007-03-18 10:39:36 · 1 answers · asked by gingersimba 1 in Television

There was an old man from china
Who wasn't a very good climber
He fell on a rock
It chopped off his c ock
And now he's got a v agina

2007-03-18 10:39:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-18 10:39:25 · 12 answers · asked by welcome2whereyouare 4 in Television

i dont know what to think about it buts its very scary. is it real?

2007-03-18 10:39:22 · 19 answers · asked by sup yo 5 in Polls & Surveys

album as well as the videos from that album?

2007-03-18 10:39:06 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

If so what happened?

2007-03-18 10:38:31 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who do like the BEST out of all the celebs you've heard of?

2007-03-18 10:38:25 · 20 answers · asked by Conya R 1 in Celebrities

I really like this song by eveanesance.. could sombody tell me what the meaning is. it sounds like she is really feeling about somthing... any enlightenment here? thanks.

2007-03-18 10:38:18 · 5 answers · asked by NY Lady 5 in Music

Man seeks advice to start up a business in a different country. "I'd like to open up a cheese shop in Holland."

Advisor replies, "That's not such a good idea. Too many cheese shops in Holland."

Man comes back 6 months later. "You were quite right about Holland."

Advisor, "What have you decided to do then?"

"I'm going to open a cheese shop in Israel."

Advisor, "Good choice, what are you going to call it?"

"Cheeses of Nazareth!"

2007-03-18 10:37:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Black rainbows at night! They're called moonbows, caused by moonlight and moist air.

2007-03-18 10:37:39 · 37 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically,he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, "What's your name?"

"Moses," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot", sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Moses?"

The parrot replied, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus."

2007-03-18 10:36:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I do alot...

2007-03-18 10:36:49 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ever get that feeling, that you have to go number 2. Especially while heading back to where you live. And the closer you get, to where you live, the worse the feeling gets. So how does it know?

2007-03-18 10:36:48 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The Series Finale

2007-03-18 10:36:36 · 3 answers · asked by Sherrie G 1 in Television

i have to chreograph a dance to it and i was wondering what the meaning is ( you know the Neil Diamond song?) so i can chreograph a dance tha sort of interprets the meaning or story. Help???

2007-03-18 10:36:31 · 2 answers · asked by NY Lady 5 in Music

of you dont take p&s too serious...............?

2007-03-18 10:36:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just got tickets to go to the rhcp concert in august.How cool is that? I am stoked.Anybody else got tickets yet?

2007-03-18 10:36:19 · 5 answers · asked by Moffski 2 in Music

Here's songs that I cant decide to buy or not. Do you think I should buy them? Do you have any under-the-radar songs that are really good?
Tell me what you think about these songs:
-WRITING ON THE WALLS BY UNDEROATH
-THATS THAT **** BY SNOOP DOG
-RUNAWAY LOVE BY LUDACRIS
-I WILL FOLLOW YOU INTO THE DARK BY DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE
-TITLE AND REGISTRATION BY DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE
-GOLD LION BY YEAH YEAH YEAHS
-KING KONG BY JIBBS
-SANTERIA BY SUBLIME
-FIDELITY BY REGINA SPEKTOR

i cant decide which songs to buy! helppp! and if you know of any songs that not alot of people have heard of but will be bigg then tell me what they are! i like all kinds of music! =] thanks for your help.!

2007-03-18 10:36:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-18 10:36:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?"

Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend."

ha ha i like this 1

2007-03-18 10:36:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and also,everlasting love...back in the 80s/90s...???

2007-03-18 10:36:13 · 2 answers · asked by 2fitornot2fit 3 in Music

2007-03-18 10:35:58 · 19 answers · asked by Busy Lady 2010 7 in Horoscopes