Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically,he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes", said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, "What's your name?"
"Moses," said the bird.
"That's a dumb name for a parrot", sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Moses?"
The parrot replied, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus."
2007-03-18 10:36:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bow to the parrot and confess while the owner of the house takes you to the looney house while you explain that the bird is the watch out and the dog is jesus
2007-03-18 10:50:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh! 10 out of 10!
A bloke is going to stay in a haunted house for a bet. It is dark night, only a dim candle. He sits on the bed and and takes his boots off. A weird, ghostly voice says "There's only thee and me ooooooooh! (you can do the ghostly voice, it sounds good!)
The bloke says "you wait till I get my bloody boots back on! There'll only be thee!"
2007-03-18 10:45:15 · answer #2 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Niceeee!
Britt
2007-03-18 10:42:15 · answer #3 · answered by britt084u 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah, funny one...think I'll get myself a parrot.
2007-03-18 10:43:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
i LOVEE iT
10/10
<3
2007-03-18 10:40:03 · answer #5 · answered by Shelby Sunshine! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heee heeeeee heeeee ta for thatxxxxx
2007-03-18 10:40:04 · answer #6 · answered by placidma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have the flash version
2007-03-18 11:53:12 · answer #7 · answered by Joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! That burglar better get his butt outta there!
2007-03-18 10:39:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie, close but no cigar!
2007-03-18 10:39:22 · answer #9 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats a good joke
2007-03-18 10:41:28 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Tiger Tony 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋