little johnny lives on a farm and he gets up one sat morning and asks his mom for some breakfast. His mom says " You have to do your chores first, so go milk the cows, feed and water the pigs, and feed the chickens, then you can have breakfast". Johnny protests and says " But I’m hungry now!!" After a few minutes of arguing, Johhny finally gives in. After feeding the cows, johnny looks around , then kicks one of the cows. After feeding and watering the pig, he looks around, and kicks one of the pigs. Then after feeding the chickens he kicks one of the chickens. He then runs back inside and says " Mom, I’m done, where’s my breakfast?!!!. His mom puts a bowl of dry cereal in front of him. Johnny says "where’s the milk and bacon and eggs?" Mom says "I saw you kick the cow so no milk, then I saw you kick the pig so no bacon, and then I saw you kick chicken so no eggs". During their heated argument, Johnny’s dad comes down the stairs, trips over the cat, turns around and kicks the cat. At that moment, Johnny turns to his mom, and with a big smile, says "Do you want to tell him or should I?!!!
2007-03-18 10:40:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
***** cat duh
2007-03-18 10:44:59 · update #1
Now that's a good joke! Kicked the cat/pus8y! I get it! have a cigar on me!
2007-03-18 10:45:25 · answer #1 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
2007-03-18 17:45:11 · answer #2 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! ROFL! 10/10!
2007-03-18 17:43:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute little joke...:)
2007-03-18 17:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by miri-miri-off-the-wall 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol not bad actually,
2007-03-18 17:48:25 · answer #5 · answered by onlyme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one. lol
2007-03-18 17:43:44 · answer #6 · answered by neonjack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was almost funny
2007-03-18 17:44:01 · answer #7 · answered by deathbyrazorblades 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2007-03-18 17:44:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋