little johnny asked his Mum for a bike for his Birthday. Well she said if you have been a good boy go upstairs and write a letter to God and see if you think you deserve one.
Dear God. I have been a good boy this year and i would like a bike for my Birthday. I want a red one.
Johnny knew this wasn't true so he tore up the letter and started over.
Dear god i have been pretty good this year and i want a bike for my Birthday. i want a red one.
He knew this wasn't true either so he tore up the letter and started over. I have been an ok boy this year and i want a bike for my Birthday.
Johnny knew this wasn't true so he tore up the letter. Mum i wanna go to Church. Mum thought her plan had worked so she said, ok be back for dinner.
Johnny looked around at the alter and saw a statue of the Virgin Mary. when he was sure no one was looking he slipped it under his shirt and walked home up to his room
He sat down and wrote a note to God..................
2007-03-18 10:47:04 · 20 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
letter 4....i have your Mum if you want to see her again, send the fu*king bike.
2007-03-18 10:47:48 · update #1
One of the best this week!
2007-03-18 10:52:24 · answer #1 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not only not funny, but not accurate.
The Virgin Mary was Jesus' mother.
Not Gods.
2007-03-18 18:08:30 · answer #2 · answered by ray d 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha!Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-18 17:52:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done chris w nasty peace of work that little johnny 10/10
2007-03-18 18:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if I ever have a kid, I will not call him Johnny- for a multitude of reasons of course, but at least so he's not the **** of all jokes...
2007-03-18 18:21:24 · answer #5 · answered by nay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a rib cage rattler
2007-03-18 17:50:57 · answer #6 · answered by Just for Laughs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny and because he is catholic. His confession will be forgiven and no one will ever know.
2007-03-18 17:53:17 · answer #7 · answered by Nea'A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. very good 10/10 i'll be telling that one soon
2007-03-18 18:51:10 · answer #8 · answered by Snow White 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... very funny, god had a mum?
2007-03-18 17:53:51 · answer #9 · answered by lovestomooch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah ok it's a bit offensive to catholics etc.. but it's funny...LJ
2007-03-19 16:09:45 · answer #10 · answered by LJ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋