A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps a MG convertible.
That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love with it's gorgeous red paint job. An empty check stub later and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car. Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what could possibly go wrong?
At that thought there was a splutter from the engine and the car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the bonnet and concluded after a few minutes that she didn't have a bloody clue what was wrong. Luckily she had her mobile phone with her and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short wait saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.
"That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be the matter?" "Well, it just conked out I'm afraid."
"Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again.
"Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?" "Simple really, just crap in the carburetor," he replied.
Looking shocked she asked, "Oh, OK... How many times a week do I have to do that?"
2007-03-18 10:43:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think the people that have "ha-ha'd" appreciatively are just after your points- let's face it; they don't love you for your sense of humour...
2007-03-18 10:52:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
A blond phones the computer help line.--
Hello can we help you
Yes my computer wont work
Ok Plug it in.
Oh yes
Switch it on
Switch it on - oh yes.
Does it work now?
No. we have a power cut.
Oh well take it all to pieces put it back in the box and take it to where you bought it. Then tell them YOU are Too bloody stupid to have a computer!
2007-03-18 11:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the blonde joke. Another good one. Did you hear about the two blondes standing on either side of the river. One shouted over to the other "Come on over here" and the other one shouted back "I am over there".
2007-03-18 11:08:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-18 10:48:50 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard a similar one before and it was still funny this time XXXX
2007-03-18 10:48:06 · answer #5 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what use is that? I have to *explain* what a carburettor is before I can tell it to the wife. Joke spoilt! No fair! Give me a genuine, portable blonde joke right now please!
2007-03-18 10:49:47 · answer #6 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this joke always makes me smile, thanx. also is it just me or does everybody hate those muppets who say 'this isnt a question'?
2007-03-18 11:11:53 · answer #7 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.. the first answerer (blonde) doesn't get it..LOL.
2007-03-18 10:49:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2007-03-18 10:47:07 · answer #9 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol..Good one x
2007-03-18 10:48:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋