Entertainment & Music - 14 March 2007

well, her belly button is sore.

2007-03-14 22:21:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

old movies or new movies.
why

2007-03-14 22:20:20 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-14 22:20:05 · 7 answers · asked by azrinne 1 in Television

It is immortal,no one can destroy it(not even Osama-bin-Laden or George Bush),it can destroy everything and bring down everyone.And in our lives we often want it.
What is it?

2007-03-14 22:20:05 · 28 answers · asked by Subhayan C 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you ever do what your told?

2007-03-14 22:19:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Norton
McAfee

2007-03-14 22:18:31 · 9 answers · asked by TOUTATIS 5 in Polls & Surveys

...or whatever is policing on this site, can bite my rosy red rump.

2007-03-14 22:17:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

2007-03-14 22:16:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

cool, calm. collective?

2007-03-14 22:16:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Here's mine....
1) Jimi Hendrix
2) Eric Clapton
3) Stevie Ray Vaughn
4) Jimmy Page
5) Jeff Beck
Kudos also for Steve Gaines.... Lead guitarist
for the ORIGINAL 70's Lynyrd Skynrd, remember FREE BIRD?

2007-03-14 22:14:49 · 9 answers · asked by ndcowboy 3 in Music

or do you read it and if its good you do, but if its negative you dismiss it??

2007-03-14 22:14:12 · 22 answers · asked by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 in Polls & Surveys

in your... love?

2007-03-14 22:13:54 · 13 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Whos your favorite in the movie and whats your favorite part!!!

2007-03-14 22:13:33 · 2 answers · asked by apuvoice 1 in Music

A snail creeps 6 ft up a wall during the daytime. After all the labor it does throughout the day, it stops to rest a while... but falls asleep!! The next morning it wakes up and discovers that it has slipped down 2 ft while sleeping.

If this happens every day, how many days will the snail take to reach the top of a wall 14 ft in height?

2007-03-14 22:13:31 · 15 answers · asked by Neha S 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I have been told Sainsbury's are doing them but I don't have one nearby.

2007-03-14 22:12:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i still cant find it!! ive tryed start and search ive looked through my documents and im a little new to my pc so not finding it easy to find and just for the record the people who sent me answers with DO U KNOW ITS ELLEGAL! course i bloody do and its not like you wouldnt do it..umm glass houses springs to mind. thanks to eveyone else tho,xx

2007-03-14 22:11:48 · 8 answers · asked by haze 2 in Movies

can u send me a link to it?

2007-03-14 22:11:16 · 11 answers · asked by what goes around comes around 3 in Polls & Surveys

IF yes, what positions are available?

2007-03-14 22:11:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 22:10:58 · 14 answers · asked by Gone 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 22:10:47 · 2 answers · asked by Karen V 1 in Movies

2007-03-14 22:09:42 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man goes into a massage parlour, is shown to a room and told to strip, lie on the table and wait for the masseur. Whilst he's laying there he notices a sign on the celing saying.." Cheese roll-50p, Ham roll-£1 and a w@#k-£2"
When the maseur enters the room the man asks if the sign is correct to which she replies yes.
Good he said, go wash your hands and make me a cheese roll would you??

2007-03-14 22:09:15 · 8 answers · asked by Les-Paul 3 in Jokes & Riddles

have a little smurfing time before the wedding to make sure i like it?

2007-03-14 22:08:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 22:08:31 · 8 answers · asked by oye !! 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 22:07:43 · 5 answers · asked by paswami 2 in Other - Entertainment

What do you think the reason for the transition was?........Do you think appreciation of dark beauty is starting to come back into the mix ?

2007-03-14 22:07:21 · 3 answers · asked by Direktor 5 in Other - Entertainment

take time to make your self look good? its sng by a guy

2007-03-14 22:07:14 · 3 answers · asked by Carmi X.X 1 in Music

The Dr. sewed up the wrong hole and now she makes money on the side...

buh-dum bum (that was a cheesy drumroll for a cheesy joke)

2007-03-14 22:07:13 · 13 answers · asked by spaacedogg 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm having entirely too much fun.

2007-03-14 22:07:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

your... kisses?

:)

2007-03-14 22:06:26 · 10 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys