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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

2007-03-14 22:16:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

roflmao, i read it till the end, hehehe

its actually quite funny, thanx for sharing

2007-03-14 22:44:59 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1 0

Yes, very funny. But, perfect man does exist.

2007-03-14 22:26:13 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0 0

Haha! Thank 4 reminding me that I am a woman!

2007-03-14 23:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by ~ Cattail ~ 2 · 0 0

Hahahah

I agree we never listen. But I'm a damn good driver. Some women are you know. ;o)

2007-03-14 22:32:54 · answer #4 · answered by spaacedogg 3 · 0 0

the joke was gud,..
but sure doesnt illustrate what u say..
if the woman survivd, thnx to her brain..
if it was a man, he wundnt hav known what to do..ok??

2007-03-14 22:21:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

that was a perfect joke lol haha

2007-03-14 22:22:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a very nice joke

2007-03-14 22:23:54 · answer #7 · answered by Chigorin 2 · 0 0

ha ha ha

2007-03-15 01:07:25 · answer #8 · answered by blue birds til i die 2 · 0 0

funny . my sis liked it

good one

2007-03-14 22:58:42 · answer #9 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0 0

i am a woman and i found that very funny,

2007-03-14 22:20:04 · answer #10 · answered by ~*Katie*~ 4 · 0 0

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