A man goes into a massage parlour, is shown to a room and told to strip, lie on the table and wait for the masseur. Whilst he's laying there he notices a sign on the celing saying.." Cheese roll-50p, Ham roll-£1 and a w@#k-£2"
When the maseur enters the room the man asks if the sign is correct to which she replies yes.
Good he said, go wash your hands and make me a cheese roll would you??
2007-03-14 22:09:15 · 8 answers · asked by Les-Paul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA........funny
2007-03-14 22:11:48 · answer #1 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard Jimmy Jones tell this one years ago and the masseur was ugly and fat and dirty...thats why he asked for hand washing and a cheese sandwich.
Had you told it right, it would have been funnier!
2007-03-15 07:47:00 · answer #2 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, thats actually quite funny, haha
thanx for the laugh
2007-03-15 05:51:13 · answer #3 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loki says need a little work but nice try!!
2007-03-15 05:19:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee, you didn't answer me before, are you actually a guitar?
2007-03-15 05:59:39 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This isn't really all that funny.
2007-03-15 05:12:13 · answer #6 · answered by kenniemcooper 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
L O L ....................>>> funny
2007-03-15 05:58:06 · answer #7 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very
OLD
2007-03-15 07:15:58 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋