Jesus and Moses was having a discussion on old times and Jesus spoke up and asked," Moses, can you still part the Red Sea"? And Moses said," Well Jesus, I don't know, let me see." So, Moses stood up and walked over to the shore and put his hands together and closed his eyes and pulled his hands apart and opened his eyes and said, " Yes, I guess I still can part the Red Sea". Then, Moses spoke up and said, "Jesus, can you still walk on water"? Then Jesus said, Well Moses, I'll give it a try. So, Jesus walks over to the shore and begins his trial. 1 ft. 2 ft, and sinks. Moses asks, "Jesus What seems to be the problem"? " I don't know, let me give it another try." 1ft., 2ft., and He sinks. Jesus walks over to Moses a bit discouraged and then Moses speaks up and says, "Well, Jesus, ther'es your problem right there." Then, Jesus looks down and says, Well, I guess it's because of these holes I have in my feet."
2007-03-14
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