And I mean the things you would never tell anyone, I want to know! Now is the time when you can get it out and nobody you know personally can find out!
2007-03-14 17:17:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This will be the #1 embarrassing thing you will EVER hear!
I had started a new job in a new city and of course, my body didn't like the new water- I'm an xray tech and used to wear all white uniforms - dressed with stockings at the time- well after TWO WEEKS of not "moving" I had to take a laxative-- and of course, it didn't work while I was home- it started to work while I was WALKING HOME - I lived in the apartments adjacent to the hospital about 2 blocks away and it was a MAIN Street and there was no turning back and there was no where to hide and there was no way to stop it----- and yes---- I crapped myself on a main highway wearing white dripping down my stockings into my shoes..............
so before you read this you better go tinkle or you will pee yourself laughing at this one
true story---embarrassing and true, how pathetic am I?
I hope you feel pity on me and give me a pity point.....
2007-03-14 17:24:51 · answer #1 · answered by mac 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my best friend and i were eating at Mcdonalds once and i was eating a fillet-o-fish meal. my friend was sitting back to a huge glass window, and i was sitting across from him. well my friend said something really funny and i laughed so hard that i farted and i was taking a bite of my sandwich when this happened, so i busted out laughing and blew tarter sauce and fillet-o-fish all over my friend. he had tarter sauce on his face and hair and i even got some on the window behind him. so much that it almost looked like an outline of him on the window. lol. it was pretty bad.
my friend and i were just getting to know each other then too, so i was really scared he would think i was disgusting. but he was a good sport and now we just laugh about it and have been together for 3 years since then. i don't think ill ever live it down.. lol
2007-03-14 17:31:22 · answer #2 · answered by Curious Kim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I worked for a denim store that sold unisex jeans. I had a blond moment or two so they say, and would ask customers if they would like to try on our new bisexual jeans. LOL!!!!
I don't know, it must have been a Freudian slip or something. You know when you think one thing and supposed to say another but the thinking comes out instead, unbeknown st to me. I was just thinking that unisex was weird anyway and they should be called bisexual jeans instead, a joke in my head sort of, and got the two mixed up. Blushing now while I am typing. Duh uh uh!!!!
Jessica Simpson has got nothing over me.
2007-03-14 17:24:44 · answer #3 · answered by knowitall 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nicely you already know whilst women drink alot people get all comfortable and want to cry nicely I walked as much as this guy and became telling him i admire him and can desire to no longer wait to get abode and function under the impact of alcohol intercourse with him, I whispered in his ear the failings i had to do too him later, my buddy keep telling me to come again on enable's bypass, yet i clung directly to him like loopy, nicely finally the guy spoke up and stated honey as much as i might rather like so which you would be able to do all those issues to me, i'm getting married the following day and could no longer if i wanted too. Come to confirm, it became a guy at his bachelor party, with approximately 15 of his acquaintances. i became no longer embarrassed til right here day, yet hi I by no ability observed him lower back. THANK GOODNESS
2016-10-18 10:19:53 · answer #4 · answered by scafuri 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was 12, I had swimming lessons and I was getting into the pool and the leg hole of my bathing suit got caught on the hook of the lane rope so I was just hanging there in mid-air until my swimming teacher pulled me off.
But to do that, she [thank god it was a she!] had to lift my bathing suit up and then pull down. By then, the bathing suit had gathered between my butt and the whole, very large, swim class was insanely giggling.
I wanted to die! [not literally]
Blush!! x infinity
2007-03-14 17:30:58 · answer #5 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son had a bad wreck in front of our house a couple of years ago and I was so scared that I actually wet my pants in front of the other people that were in the accident. Once I saw that he was alive I ran in the house and changed. I have never been that scared in my life!
2007-03-14 17:25:10 · answer #6 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was eating barbecue and had to use a fork to slide the meat down the stick. did it too hard and the meat flew to the next table and into someone else's plate. i feigned ignorance as if nobody saw it.
2007-03-14 17:23:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In high school I flicked a loose bugger onto a disliked teacher's head. By accident, I swear. Really!
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2007-03-14 17:22:45 · answer #8 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got gum stuck in my pubic hair once. I'll spare you the details but I keep things pretty tame now as a direct result of that incident. Please don't tell anyone.
2007-03-14 17:22:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when I was about 16, I was visiting my BF- and he was laying on the sofa (clothed!) and he pulled me down on him for a kiss, and when he pulled me, I F@rted! I was soooooo embarrassed!
2007-03-14 17:21:30 · answer #10 · answered by BubbleGumBoobs! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋