Jesus and Moses was having a discussion on old times and Jesus spoke up and asked," Moses, can you still part the Red Sea"? And Moses said," Well Jesus, I don't know, let me see." So, Moses stood up and walked over to the shore and put his hands together and closed his eyes and pulled his hands apart and opened his eyes and said, " Yes, I guess I still can part the Red Sea". Then, Moses spoke up and said, "Jesus, can you still walk on water"? Then Jesus said, Well Moses, I'll give it a try. So, Jesus walks over to the shore and begins his trial. 1 ft. 2 ft, and sinks. Moses asks, "Jesus What seems to be the problem"? " I don't know, let me give it another try." 1ft., 2ft., and He sinks. Jesus walks over to Moses a bit discouraged and then Moses speaks up and says, "Well, Jesus, ther'es your problem right there." Then, Jesus looks down and says, Well, I guess it's because of these holes I have in my feet."
2007-03-14 17:16:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm probably going to hell for laughing at that!
2007-03-14 17:21:26 · answer #1 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn I feel bad for laughing.
2007-03-15 01:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by kiddunker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...because I believe GOD has a sense of humor, after all he created me ~~~ I'm one Christian who smiled at this one.
2007-03-15 00:47:44 · answer #3 · answered by scottyusa1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's horrible. funny though.
2007-03-15 00:29:22 · answer #4 · answered by brooklyn152 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
noway
2007-03-15 00:24:02 · answer #5 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even his feet are holy
2007-03-15 00:34:43 · answer #6 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh boy
2007-03-15 00:25:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha HA HA HA HA
very funny :)
2007-03-15 00:24:50 · answer #8 · answered by Bunhuelinho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee :)
2007-03-15 00:26:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grin... ;)
2007-03-15 00:25:13 · answer #10 · answered by Lirrain 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋