Entertainment & Music - 13 March 2007

Way back in 1833, in a place called Dodge City in Texas, there was a Friday Night Poker Game. Taco Bill always had one....behind his restaurant. The sheriff never did find out about it.

Well, one Friday night, the usual players were on hand. There was Sweet Jim, One Keg Larry, Smokin' Jack, Sour Sam and One-Eyed Ed. And of course, Taco Bill.

That night, the stakes got really high and everyone was getting pretty drunk. Round about midnight, someone caught
Sweet Jim cheatin'. As expected, a gunfight broke out. Jim took 3 bullets to the heart. Unfortunately, Sour Sam got
caught in the cross-fire and he too, took 3 bullets to the heart.

The other players became really worried....not because of the dead players but rather, they didn't want the sheriff
finding out about their Friday night card game.

Taco Bill spoke up and told them not to worry.

Next day, on his menu was a Special......"All you can eat Sweet and Sour Meatballs ....10¢".

2007-03-13 03:36:16 · 10 answers · asked by 000 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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if it is not red nose day, what is it ♥?

2007-03-13 03:35:49 · 15 answers · asked by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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is ambition man's greatest strength?

2007-03-13 03:35:41 · 12 answers · asked by SONALI G 1 in Polls & Surveys

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halloween funny or not?

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the s*ck.

9. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's okay when the person you're with f*ntasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy c*ndy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you m*aning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

1.You can D* the whole neighborhood.

2007-03-13 03:35:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you looking forward to Spring????

2007-03-13 03:35:28 · 16 answers · asked by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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where do you live?

i know what you're thinking, why is this creep asking me where i live, but the reason I ask is cuz my friend who lives in Italy does yahoo answers and i was surprised since i didn't know how universsal yahoo was (i know i'm slow) well i live in Connecticut (the nobody state)
Sates only

2007-03-13 03:35:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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is it ok ....................?

too lick my self clean?

2007-03-13 03:35:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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My daughter is having contractions?

I cant believe its here (well almost), should i be all shakey and nauseous? figity, I am 1500 miles away and wont be there til fri or saturday. (probably as she exiting from the hospital). How long do they keep women who have vaginal births these days? (okay not really a question but was excited!) but really how long do you think she will stay in the hospital if everything goes just right?

2007-03-13 03:34:57 · 2 answers · asked by LoverOfQT 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you leave here if you were ill?

I've got an headache, and I feel a bit sick, but I can't bring myself to go.

2007-03-13 03:34:10 · 28 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Is there a probation period in heaven as to whether or not god should keep you?

2007-03-13 03:34:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What vegetable are you most like?

2007-03-13 03:33:50 · 3 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

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I cant stop crying, please help me...?

whats wrong with me? please, just tell me whats wrong with me. that way i know why hes leaving me..

2007-03-13 03:33:46 · 34 answers · asked by Oklahoma Economist 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What's The O.C., Seinfield, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Lost, Survivor, and The Sopranos about?

I'll admit it - I'm a total TV ignoramus. Anyone who can give me a nice rundown on what these programs are about gets 10 points! Even better, if you think of other popular shows I didn't mention, include them.

2007-03-13 03:33:45 · 7 answers · asked by tigertrot1986 3 in Television

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If you could have an Oompa Loompa.....?

What color would it be, and what would you name it?

2007-03-13 03:33:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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a scientist wants to do a study into sheep shagging across the uk,?

he starts in scotland, the scottish sheep farmer says " i put the sheeps hind legs in the front of me wellies,the front legs over a small wall and go for it"
the scientist moves to the south of england and the cornish sheep farmer says " i put the hind legs in the front of me wellies,the front feet over a small fence and go for it"
in wales the welsh sheep farmer says " i put the hind legs in the front of me wellies and the front legs over me shoulders" the scientist asks why not put the front legs over a small wall or fence, to which the welsh farmer replies
" what, and miss out on all the kissng!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-13 03:33:20 · 3 answers · asked by coopsradar 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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No violators please....?

Is it true that Jews/Muslims don't believe sex is for pleasure?

If so what do they think the clitorus is for?

2007-03-13 03:33:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the name of the song?

When MTV's "The Hills opened up last night there was a song that played. Does anyone know that title and artist?

2007-03-13 03:32:53 · 1 answers · asked by Rmb2000 1 in Television

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Studio 60 and The Black Donnellys?

What is going on with Studio 60? I've heard many rumours. Also is it possible to have both shows as they are both awesome?

2007-03-13 03:32:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Do you think conan should go away...A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist.?

While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church.

However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the religious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day.

So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked, "Oh God, I honour you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbour, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?"

And a great voice was heard from above, "Because he doesn't bother me all the tim

2007-03-13 03:32:10 · 6 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Why does Shakira have S£X on stage?

She has sex on stage. Yuck. Dont believe me, heres the proof.
http://www.pureshakira.com/component/set_albumName,shakira/option,com_gallery/Itemid,46/include,view_album.php/?page=19
She is doing it with an ugly guy. He needs a shower.

2007-03-13 03:31:48 · 20 answers · asked by Psychotically Bored 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Different Rehabs for different stars?

I'm wondering why Britney and Lindsay can leave rehab whenever they want (even to go shopping), and Eddie Van Halen can't leave for a day to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Is Eddie too far gone to accept an honor?

2007-03-13 03:31:23 · 6 answers · asked by constant dieter 3 in Celebrities

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