10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the s*ck.
9. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. It's okay when the person you're with f*ntasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy c*ndy.
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you m*aning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
1.You can D* the whole neighborhood.
2007-03-13 03:35:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-13 03:38:11 · answer #1 · answered by professionaleccentric 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10.
2007-03-13 10:55:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's got a certain charm
2007-03-13 10:43:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but still funny.
2007-03-21 09:37:14 · answer #4 · answered by Cynical 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before
2007-03-13 10:47:34 · answer #5 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's funny!
2007-03-13 11:07:11 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was a little confusing at first what you were meaning, but once I understood, it was hilarious.
2007-03-20 23:23:12 · answer #7 · answered by Mir3lla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic, tickled pink with laughter.
2007-03-21 08:11:00 · answer #8 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trick or trash, lol
2007-03-13 10:50:41 · answer #9 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! he he i like #4! lol....to bad u cant do that with sex...only with halloween! lol
2007-03-13 10:46:09 · answer #10 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wow, chris dude, sorry you spent all that time typing that...
2007-03-13 10:47:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋