Way back in 1833, in a place called Dodge City in Texas, there was a Friday Night Poker Game. Taco Bill always had one....behind his restaurant. The sheriff never did find out about it.
Well, one Friday night, the usual players were on hand. There was Sweet Jim, One Keg Larry, Smokin' Jack, Sour Sam and One-Eyed Ed. And of course, Taco Bill.
That night, the stakes got really high and everyone was getting pretty drunk. Round about midnight, someone caught
Sweet Jim cheatin'. As expected, a gunfight broke out. Jim took 3 bullets to the heart. Unfortunately, Sour Sam got
caught in the cross-fire and he too, took 3 bullets to the heart.
The other players became really worried....not because of the dead players but rather, they didn't want the sheriff
finding out about their Friday night card game.
Taco Bill spoke up and told them not to worry.
Next day, on his menu was a Special......"All you can eat Sweet and Sour Meatballs ....10¢".
2007-03-13 03:36:16 · 10 answers · asked by 000 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
still funnier than a bag full of sea snakes
2007-03-13 06:51:58 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I presume that Taco Bill would not have been worried about having a poker game if his restaurant had been in the more famous Dodge City, Kansas as opposed to this obscure namesake in Texas.
2007-03-13 10:50:27 · answer #2 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-13 11:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww!! that's gross! but thanx for the gory laugh!! mmhahaha!!
2007-03-13 10:45:24 · answer #4 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-13 12:37:42 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, that was pretty lame.
2007-03-13 12:31:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PREETY CHEAP MEAL,MMMM YUMMMY,
2007-03-13 10:46:39 · answer #7 · answered by jack y 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-13 11:27:55 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.
2007-03-13 10:43:23 · answer #9 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for sharing........
2007-03-13 10:45:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋