While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church.
However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the religious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day.
So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked, "Oh God, I honour you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbour, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?"
And a great voice was heard from above, "Because he doesn't bother me all the tim
2007-03-13 03:32:10 · 6 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one, Conan!! And no you shouldnt go away, i love your jokes!!
2007-03-13 03:36:19 · answer #1 · answered by Cori 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it--I will have to inflict it on others, uhm, I mean, pass it along.
2007-03-13 03:35:59 · answer #2 · answered by Phartzalot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! That is pretty good. Made sense too.
2007-03-13 04:01:01 · answer #3 · answered by Smallz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the point, its funny but there's not a point
2007-03-13 03:36:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-13 04:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry , you've told better...
2007-03-13 03:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋