Two men were dashing, racing away from a Military Police Officer. They rounded the corner and quickly ducked under a nun's habit. Immediately the Police Officer rounded the corner, and frantically looking both ways to no avail, inquired of the nun, "Which way did they go?" The nun smugly replied, "Sir, I do not know" After the Police Officer left off with the nun, the two recalcitrants climbed out from under the habit, and queried, "Hey Sister?" "While we were under your habit, we kept getting hit on the head with a (c)ock and balls!!" "What gives???" The nun replied, (shaking her head sideways back and forth) "I don't want to go to Iraq either!!!"
2007-03-12
17:03:01
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