Entertainment & Music - 12 March 2007

A man approached the minister at his church....

"Reverend," he said, "We have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing, not to mention disrespectful What can I do?"

"I've noticed this and have an idea if you're up to the task," said the minister. "Take this hat pin with you. I can see when Mrs. Jones is
sleeping, and I will motion to you. When I motion, you give her a good poke in the leg with the hat pin."

In church the following Sunday, Mrs. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said nodding to Mr. Jones.

"Jesus!" Mrs. Jones cried out as her husband jabbed her in the leg with the sharp hat pin.

"Yes! You are correct, Mrs. Jones!" came the minister's quick reply. Mrs. Jones then turned and glared angrily at her husband.

Soon, Mrs. Jones again nodded off. The minister noticed. "Who loves you more than anyone?" he asked the congregation, motioning toward Mr. Jones.

"My God!" howled Mrs. Jones as she was stuck again with the pain. "Right again!" bellowed the minister, a slight grin on his face. Mrs. Jones again gave her husband a real hard threatening glare.

Before long, though, she again nodded off. This time, however, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he
made a few hand gestures that Mr. Jones mistook as signals to sharply poke his wife with the hat pin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his all of those sons and daughters?" Mrs. Jones jumped up and shouted, "You stick that thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half.”

"Amen!" replied all the women in the congregation.

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A friend of mine told me that he never sang an original song, that even Love Me Tender was previously recorded by someone else. That doesn't sound right to me, so was hoping you could shed more light on why he might believe that.

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....put you off of them. You know, like "I can't believe she did that"....

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I did, and it's even harder to get your kids back on track, My three year old won't sleep.

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what's your favorite thing to do when bored?

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