Finish the rhyme, try put some humour into it!
Let's see how many people in P&S can make us laugh.
2007-03-12 17:08:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Peter, Peter Pumpkin eater,
Had a wife and tried to beat her,
His wife had taken Tae Kwon Do,
And sent him to the E.R., though.
ok, I came up with this one later:
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
Had a wife, and loved to eat her
Did his duty with a smile
Always got her off in style
Never asked to take his turn,
But finally began to yearn,
One day his wife was lying there,
Gasping for a bit of air
He took his johnson in his hand,
Decided he would make a stand,
And sliding 'neath the sheet to greet her,
Said, "alright pumpkin: you eat Peter."
2007-03-12 17:11:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Peter, Peter pumkin eater had a wife and loved to eat her.
So did the men in town, which made poor Peter frown.
2007-03-13 00:14:47 · answer #2 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Peter, Peter Pumpkin eater had a wife who hated heaters. Cold it was both day nad night peter so cold he suffered a fright. One day the cold took him to far na dhe took his wife to a near by bar. A few margaritas and the place was jumpin except for except for peter,peter pumpkin. Beads were thrown in the air ppl were flashin but peter wouldnt stare. A drooling wife came up to dear peter and said,"my dear lets buy a heater!" so he picked up his wife dunk as can be nad ran off to home depot filled with glee. they picked up the heater as fast as they culd nad and little old peter slept like a log as he shuld. But when he woke up he was somewhere else a place that was decorated with ceramics elves. He got up like that nad looked around but no1 was there except a bloood hound then out of the bathroom came another dog nad that dog nad peter ran away to prauge.
the end
2007-03-13 00:18:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Peter, Peter Pumpkin eater had a wife and couldn't feed her. So he left her for a younger model ...thus proving ,once again, that all men are rats!! ( just kidding)
2007-03-13 00:11:09 · answer #4 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Heard he should eat her...
Sauted he up medium-well,
And THEN his dad explained the difference between taking something literally and talking in slang.
2007-03-13 00:19:55 · answer #5 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
had a knife, which was used for bread, not for her head,but one day, Peter , peter pumkin eater used that that knife for his wife. uh oh. that got bad,, sorry :(.
2007-03-13 00:15:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't keep her, so he introduced her to the guy at work he disliked, encouraged them to fall in love, even gave her away at the wedding.
But he didn't invite them to "No More Alimony" party!
2007-03-13 00:11:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
couldnt keep her
put her in a pumpkin shell
& there he kept her very well!
oops i didnt see the humor part...theres the real one though!
2007-03-13 00:12:08 · answer #8 · answered by annie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wouldn't eat her because he liked peter
2007-03-13 00:11:27 · answer #9 · answered by Stormy 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
who was a cheater
sliced her with a pumkin shell
now he's gonna go to He!!
Hows that?
2007-03-13 00:14:01 · answer #10 · answered by Jennifer 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋