Entertainment & Music - 12 March 2007

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What Week Is Next Week?

If it's Manwhore Week now, what's the theme for the next?

2007-03-12 04:21:36 · 18 answers · asked by xxon_23 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Who or What?

Who or what are skooter(s)

2007-03-12 04:21:22 · 9 answers · asked by mebh 3 in Celebrities

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An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal. "Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."

2007-03-12 04:21:16 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Poor old man!?

A 90-year-old man went to see his doctor, for his annual check-up when the doctor asked him how things were going

"I've never felt better. I have an 20-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

2007-03-12 04:21:03 · 17 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Immediately before joining JOURNEY, what was Steve Perry's day job?

2007-03-12 04:20:48 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

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What music calms your Soul?

Today mine is mellow...Dyango, Alain DeLeon, Kenny G, How about you...I am sure at Gym time it will be back to the 50's!!! =) Be safe and Happy♥

2007-03-12 04:20:24 · 18 answers · asked by -------- 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you smoke after being with your manwhore?

2007-03-12 04:20:18 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Bacon and eggs or Carne Asada and beans and tortillas?

2007-03-12 04:20:15 · 16 answers · asked by Bobbie4u 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Who is your favorite Sesame Street character???

I am torn between Earnie and The Count.

2007-03-12 04:20:09 · 60 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How Much would I have to save up To Buy me a Manwhore?

2007-03-12 04:20:03 · 33 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

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If payday isn't until Friday, will uncle billy do his manwhore duties for free all week?

2007-03-12 04:19:54 · 8 answers · asked by You liked me crazy 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Ever had something put down your underwear, but you never noticed?

Ever had one of those days where you are sitting down, your underwear is showing, but there's that gap between your underwear and your crack, asking for something to be put down there?

My story (happened a year and a half ago), I was sitting in front of my friends at home. We had ordered chinese food and were watching chick flicks. I was unaware that my underwear was sticking out a little bit (they could see the brand name and tag), and some of my crack as well. As I bended over to get the remote, phone etc, my friends would giggle, but play it off as a joke. After a bit, one of my friends grabbed the top of my underwear and gave me a wedgie, pulling my underwear back and snapping it back. After yelling "Ow" in pain, I attempt to put my now exposed underwear back in. As I was putting back in, I felt something squishy in my underwear. I end up digging out pieces of lo mein and peas, dropped down my underwear without me knowing! My friends found it quite funny!

2007-03-12 04:19:47 · 9 answers · asked by Katie F 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Can JH really be able to handle dessert?

If he can't make it through the appetizers, does he stand a chance with dessert??

2007-03-12 04:19:46 · 2 answers · asked by T.G. 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Can you help me ..?

Sony video camera?
I have a video i want to download
i'v put the wire to conect from the computer to the camera
but know i don't know where to go to see my video
i'v tried "my copmuter" but i didn't find it
can you help me
......... i don't speak english well because it is not my first language so don't ignor the question and make fun ..

2007-03-12 04:19:32 · 2 answers · asked by lor l 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What rapper made a cameo on the second season of the TV show Jackass?

jackass, rapper, cameo,second season

2007-03-12 04:19:29 · 1 answers · asked by zgirl1057 1 in Television

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joke joke joke =?

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

2007-03-12 04:19:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Should low blows be legal in female combative sports?

Why or why not?

(and please don't say 'cause it hurts' because there are plenty of places it hurts a woman worse)

[sarcasm]Maybe women shouldn't compete in that sort of sport at all since they might get injured.[sarcasm]

2007-03-12 04:18:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you love to lay and look at the clouds???

Just go to the grass and lay down in the daytime and watch them move?! It takes me to my world. So refreshing!♥

2007-03-12 04:18:29 · 23 answers · asked by -------- 7 in Polls & Surveys

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lets hope YAHOO LET THESE THROUGH....?

sorry they allways stop them so i tamed them down, hope there still funny....

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

"Why, officer?" asks the blonde.

"Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed."

"Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!"

How many d**ks can a redneck girl take at a time?
It depends on how many brothers she has.

A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump." The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50. The brunette says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then." "No, you have to take it," says the blonde. "I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A. FULL

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!