Ever had one of those days where you are sitting down, your underwear is showing, but there's that gap between your underwear and your crack, asking for something to be put down there?
My story (happened a year and a half ago), I was sitting in front of my friends at home. We had ordered chinese food and were watching chick flicks. I was unaware that my underwear was sticking out a little bit (they could see the brand name and tag), and some of my crack as well. As I bended over to get the remote, phone etc, my friends would giggle, but play it off as a joke. After a bit, one of my friends grabbed the top of my underwear and gave me a wedgie, pulling my underwear back and snapping it back. After yelling "Ow" in pain, I attempt to put my now exposed underwear back in. As I was putting back in, I felt something squishy in my underwear. I end up digging out pieces of lo mein and peas, dropped down my underwear without me knowing! My friends found it quite funny!
2007-03-12 04:19:47 · 9 answers · asked by Katie F 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-12 04:58:01 · answer #1 · answered by Creepy Uncle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I passed out sitting at a bar once. My "friend" Matt the bartender put unpopped popcorn kernels down the back of my shirt while I was "out". He made sure that I got home safe. When I woke up the next morning, there were all these little things in my butt crack... and they were salty too!
2007-03-12 04:31:25 · answer #2 · answered by Surveyor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats bad. but i was sitting at my sister boyfriends house with my sister her bo and my bo well we were all sitting there talkin and my boy friend sticks a pencil in my crack. like it wasnt showing or anything but like my pants were to big so like in the gap, he stuck the pencil-
2007-03-12 04:36:22 · answer #3 · answered by slick_chik316 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Found an Ent once, but it took me a long time, not speaking Entish and all.
2007-03-12 04:24:35 · answer #4 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once I put a steering wheel down my pants but it drove me nuts!
2007-03-12 04:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by lawolifer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahhhh that would have made me mad having to dig all the chinese food out then having to go shower lol :)
2007-03-12 04:35:33 · answer #6 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never put ur underwear back in ur pants without watching.LOL
2007-03-12 04:30:51 · answer #7 · answered by raza5sa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=) hi
2007-03-12 04:23:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2007-03-12 04:47:31 · answer #9 · answered by _Mexican_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋