A 90-year-old man went to see his doctor, for his annual check-up when the doctor asked him how things were going
"I've never felt better. I have an 20-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
2007-03-12 04:21:03 · 17 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha that was a good one mate!
2007-03-12 04:33:45 · answer #1 · answered by katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice,
10/10
Tink xx
2007-03-12 19:52:19 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It took me about 5 seconds to get that...VERY FUNNY! ^__^
2007-03-12 11:52:41 · answer #3 · answered by *Gerry'sBaby* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it's still funny
2007-03-12 12:04:35 · answer #4 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! i feel soryy for the old man though....how sad is that lol
2007-03-12 11:25:09 · answer #5 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2007-03-12 11:34:15 · answer #6 · answered by blue birds til i die 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-03-12 11:24:28 · answer #7 · answered by *sarah* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-12 11:29:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny i liked that one. that was good!!!!
2007-03-12 11:29:52 · answer #9 · answered by slick_chik316 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny :)
2007-03-12 11:32:55 · answer #10 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋